Cowboys And Superheros 👍👍

Sideblog for interests/hyperfixations | Mostly shitposts | Content: Batman, RDR2 and some MLP: FIM | He/It

[pompadourks]

My dealer: Got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Lumbago” 😳 you’ll be zoinked out of your gourd 💯

Me: Yeah, whatever I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: Dude, I swear I just saw some Pinkertons in the forest

My buddy John pacing: Dutch is lying to us

[pompadourks]

*Horse whinnying*

YOURE LISTENING TO

*Gunshots*

104.5

*Hooves pounding*

COWBOY FM

*Revolver cylinder spinning into place*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT COUNTRY, COUNTRY AND MORE COUNTRY

*YEEHAW*

THIS AINT YOUR MEEMAW’S STATION

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[moved-to-cowboyweevil-deactivat]

Thats what you GET bro

[pompadourks]

Your horse when they accidentally hit a pebble

[pompadourks]

It’s still funny to me during my first playthrough I managed to come across the feral man, followed him back to his cave, shot both of wolves there for camp and then had my horse accidentally trample him while I was skinning them

[thraximus]

[cowboah-baby]

what is it about arthur morgan that makes lesbians, trans men and asexuals go crazy

[pompadourks]

Mary and Arthur’s relationship is so funny when you think ab it. Just the idea of Mary who is so goddamn pretty and could probably have her choice of any guy in town seeing a twenty something Arthur Morgan covered in dirt and horse shit getting into fistfights at the local saloon every other night because he keeps winning at poker and everyone thinks he’s cheating. And she’s still like ‘That one, yes I want that one.’

[jaegerisim]

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

[pompadourks]

Had me jumping up and down cheering like it was the Super Bowl everytime he appeared

[pompadourks]

Ngl I’ve been having a rough go at it recently so I’ve been playing more RDR and also getting high and doing both at the same time and yesterday I just… started crying cus I remembered Arthur Morgan wasn’t real… so that’s how things are going

[bombshelllblonde]

arthur in rdr2 when people ask for help: ok???? yes i’ll help??? do you need a warm blanket??? i can bake you a cake too?????? here are the keys to my car and my credit card and my social security number and i’ll help file your taxes and knit you a sweater. do you need me to walk your dog?????? i can do that. i can tutor your son in organic chemistry if you need me to and i can pick your car up from the mechanics as well

john in rdr1 when people ask for help: how’s that my problem. i’m looking for my ex friends AND i hate the government

[pompadourks]

This had context to its creation I think, but it just looks like Kieran came out to them

[pompadourks]

Are we gonna talk ab how during my first RDR2 playthrough I was so scattered I thought John shot Bill instead of Joe in American Venom and was confused how he was alive for half of RDR1 until I looked up the scene again? No. No we are not

[pompadourks]

Soz for lack of posts life is kicking my ass

[pompadourks]

Aita for gaslighting my partner into trying to kill his adoptive sons?

I (39M) am friends with another man (44M) who I believe has a lot of potential to grow his business but his sons (36M) (26M) are holding him back with their moral code. After a botched robbery I sold them out to the government then gaslit him into believing the 26 year old did it but his ex girlfriend (27F) lied and said she’d told them causing his other ex girlfriend (49F) to shoot her in the back. This caused him a lot of strife which he confided in me in as I’d developed our trust over the course of this time whilst the 36 year old was out doing busy work. This had the intended effect of my friend abandoning one of his sons after a train robbery but when we came back to camp we discovered his wife (22F) had been captured by the government leaving his son (4M) orphaned. My friend agreed she was a lost cause but his remaining son and a friend of his (27F) left to go find her and I presumed them dead only for the son to come back having discovered I ratted on them. I denied this and my friend luckily believed me only for the other son to return from us having left him for dead. My friend now believing them both traitors began chasing them off and I eventually tracked the 36 year old down to a ridge only for my friend to abandon me upon seeing how badly I beat him and how sick he was. I don’t understand why he did this. Everything I did was in his best interest and his son was gonna die anyways. Aita?

[pompadourks]

“My name is John Marston gentlemen, and I’m afraid you’re dead.” … John what?