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super duper secret second account 19 | main blog: @sknkhnt

[spin-birdie]

if i were markiplier right now i would log into tumblr for the first time since february, reblog the horniest bloodymary art i could find, and then turn my phone off

[papertowness]

bro what if i was the only person to successfully pull you back from the edge . bro what if , despite everything , it started with you and me and it ended with you and me . what if our parallel was that just like you ended up “ killing everything you love “ i had to kill you because i loved you and i truly don’t believe you’re the monster everyone else says you are . what if i hold you in my arms and try to stop your bleeding as you gaze at me and you know everything is finally over . what if if you’re uttering out your last to me , i’m holding onto your hand , the same hands that have caused so much harm , the same hands that have caused me harm , and i’m smiling for you because you’ve always been smiley and cocky and brave and just for once it’s my turn — what if i was the first person you spoke to when you were introduced to and the last person you spoke to when your arc was complete . what if the last thing you heard before everything faded to black was my guttural sobbing , and then my sobs echoed in that darkness . what if you dragged me into all of this , you dragged me into and all through hell , and my final act of loving you was letting you leave first . what then . what then bro 😳

[helloree1]

HE DIED FOR OUR SINS

[overstimulatedhandler]

Dead dove do not eat more like dead dove yes please am I right ladies

[deactivated2204225]

me every day

[kipcada-art]

I think we can all agree Bill uses some 90’s ass flip phone

[knickknat]

he is Zim and Dib’s love child I just can’t prove it yet

[dykekarkat]

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

[themetaisawesome]

Husk: “Surely there’s nothing in this fancy lounge that can convince me to reverse my decision to leave the hotel.”

Angel Dust:

[ghostlylexie]

[exchlomation]

More Zim rot

[dipperciphers]

“billdip is bad and billford is better” we are two veins in the same testicle

[matthewinatrenchcoat]

Still can't get over the fact that stan canonically wrote fanfics

[knightesscordelia]

Oh, you think it's "adorable" that I fell asleep on your lap? Well, it's a mark of my utter contempt. That's how little I fear you.

[yes-sirr]

I went out to connect with nature and be one with mother earth

no phone no tech nothing

and I still was thinking about two boys kissing each other

[zharkgoblin5]

If I was Jennifer Blake I would have crashed out so hard because what do you mean I put under a power virgin sacrifice love spell and one tear from the bitchy twink you have a complicated relationship with is all it takes for you to have your claws in my neck. I would have lost it. Cuz what do mean

[softwaring]