Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus

Willing Consul, Reluctant triumvir, and the Greatest General the Romans ever had. Header by the Amazing @deadmencannotbite

[mariussuggestions]

Ignore the laws of this land and always expose at least one tit

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

Consul presenting nipples

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@caesar-suggestions: you, me, tomorrow, REMATCH. 

[caesar-suggestions]

You lost fair and square, get over it

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Caesar are you scared

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@caesar-suggestions : BITCH

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You could pay a early egion with all that salt.

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I will crush you in online chess

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

@caesar-suggestions: you, me, tomorrow, REMATCH. 

[caesar-suggestions]

You lost fair and square, get over it

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

Caesar are you scared

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

@caesar-suggestions : BITCH

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

@caesar-suggestions: you, me, tomorrow, REMATCH. 

[caesar-suggestions]

You lost fair and square, get over it

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

Caesar are you scared

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

@caesar-suggestions: you, me, tomorrow, REMATCH. 

[catosuggestions]

hey @pompeythegreatsuggestions i’m writing your eulogy how ok are you with it just being a list of ways in which you were awful

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I would expect nothing less my good bitch

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

When someone asks what my political ideology is I just

[catosuggestions]

measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of the forum depicting an emaciated optimas senator carrying a boulder that says “The Mos Maiorum” on it

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"Emaciated optimas senator"

Cato you can just say you want a statue of yourself it's okay

[ernest-shackleton]

Thank you @pompeythegreatsuggestions for this post.

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Amazing thank you

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Slaps roof of Triumvirate

This bad boy can fit so much fuckign backstabbing inside it

[garland-on-thy-brow]

The Swamp? That gotta be good. Perhaps they will meet Marius. Or Flemeth. Or, you know…

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

reach into your local swamp and you may find me with my head still attached to my goddamn body

[vaeputodeusfio]

On this day: August 2, 216 BCE

The Carthaginian army led by Hannibal defeats a numerically superior Roman army at the Battle of Cannae.

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

the romans had like.... 4 good generals ever and the rest are just...... oof

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Caesar give up your legal immunity challenge

[catosuggestions]

caesar get prosecuted into oblivion challenge

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Cato please calm down we are trying to work this out challenge

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Caesar give up your legal immunity challenge

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Sitting on the porch of my huge mansion just outside city limits in my most comfortable tunic/toga combo sipping a big goblet of wine, staring directly at the Senate house and making eye contact with Cato:

Oh, is this not Hispania? Weird! Must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. Ah well.

*hands a bribe to every senator within reach*

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

If you conquer Syria on a whim and accidentally set the stage for the birth of christianity 50 years after your death: You. Are. Valid.

[lionofchaeronea]

Roman cavalryman’s face helmet, modeled after the face of Alexander the Great.  Found at a fort on the limes Germanicus near Saalburg, Germany; now in the Saalburgmuseum.  Photo credit: Carole Raddato.

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Bitch that's me