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"If you cannot be unafraid, then be afraid and happy." - The Raven King

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[elodieunderglass]

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

[takethewatch]

Wowwwww starting out the day feeling hella anxious what is this shit :(

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[ralphlanyon]

happy odyssey weekend

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[zombilenium]

Once a day, shadows briefly bring back to life the beautiful ‘Ghost of Ungru Manor’ Estonia...

Courtesy: Abandoned Places

[takethewatch]

First day of summer school tomorrow

And while there’s a part of my brain knows I am very good at this job and better prepared for this summer than I have pretty much ever been for a teaching gig . . . Pretty much every other aspect of my being is convinced that I’m going to die by torture tomorrow

So anyways I guess I should go for a run about that and then maybe feed myself and go to bed?

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[deathwarlock]

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

[cheddar-baby]

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

[knightwithahundredkings]

Don't you guys love it when the fellowship of knights falls apart and lovers betray each other and friends turn their swords against friends and prophecies long-dreaded come to pass and sons go to battle against fathers and the story ends as it began, in anarchy and devastation?

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[chewedcorn]

christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)

[deadpowol]

[specialagentartemis]

crystals really do all that but only if you eat them. That’s why the amethyst hasn’t been granting you calming energies and selenite hasn’t been healing your aura. You need to eat it

[specialagentartemis]

#does it only work with the usual method of intake or is it just as long as it gets inside of you

this is a question only Gwyneth Paltrow can answer

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it