The Frenchiest Fry

I'm Sam and you should read my about

[tormod]

whats it like to be an nsa agent and having to read posts like OVERWATCH DICK HEADCANONS (WINSTON INCLUDED)

[cartooncoyote]

[notalwaysright]

[cali]

HATSUNE MIKU SPORE

[romancesuggestions]

You’re more than enough for me.

[greatestvillaininthegalaxy]

[barkycatbros]

Mewbacca or Chewbaccat? (Sound!) 😸

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

[angel-no-angel]

You: Creepypasta

Me, an Intellectual: Feartuccine Alfraido

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

say hello to our toikey

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[resistdrumpf]

[floofboof]

A good and perfect boy ❤

[pukicho]

[kiyokospeaks]

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

[onion-souls]

[napelf]

@anotherspecter

[pokemonadventuresstuff]

[nergaltheopossum]

No bananas?!?! RAGE!!! 😡

P.S. I am good boy and this is just yawn.. please still give banana. 🍌 😇