Yikes

[mayothompson]

Some of my favorite hobbies are counting my chickens before they hatch, putting all my eggs in one basket, crying over spilled milk, barking up the wrong tree, and above all, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

[thesituation]

tiktok brain is like a prion disease to me

[depsidase]

[autumngracy]

[thedickcavettshow]

Basically for the past 100 years when a group of guys got together and started hanging out they would eventually form a band. This was when there was balance in the universe. Then at some point in the 2010s a powerful crystal cracked and a single shard was lost and then strife began… and now when a group of guys get together they form a podcast

[ophelia-coeur]

[csny]

[stylecouncil]

[treecitysessions]

Her dad spilled

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[kosmogrl]

[rabm]

well fellas, it’s a LEAP YEAR, you know what that means! frog

[rabm]

wouldn’t you know it it’s LEAP DAY, you know what that means! frog

[xlivingproofx-deactivated202404]

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

[kosmogrl]

[mysharona1987]

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

reblog to hit me with a cardboard tube

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil

[the-big-mood]