Ponder? Shuffle.

The future is murky. Welcome to the luck of the draw.

[petitepointplace]

Icelandic knitting patterns for mittens.  They’d be great for cross stitch as well.

[emmy4keri]

[whimsyknit]

Literally me the last 2 nights

[thatwest0nkid-deactivated202106]

My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

[somethingdnd]

interesting method

[takeo14]

My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?

[somethingdnd]

I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.

[onion-ice]

Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.

[somethingdnd]

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

[captain-forsyth]

what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?

[somethingdnd]

then you have a very busy continent

[elzaim]

Saving this for later because this is AWESOME

[exploregif-blog]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I love silent films

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I’m gonna die

[grandenchanterfiona]

I want a high fantasy movie where everyone talks with Southern US accents instead of British ones.

The Dwarves though, they can get Minnesotan accents.

[captainlordauditor]

ok but picture this: elves with brooklyn accents

[audsbot]

“Hey HEY I’m castin’ here, what’d’you – listen, my pop and I serve the Great Tree goin’ back six hundred fuckin’ years so if you got a problem with our fuckin’ magic you don’t fuckin’ come down here into our fuckin’ grove to gimme shit about it.

“Right? You don’t see me fuckin’ goin’ into your shitty man-stables and tellin’ you how to milk horses, do ya? So instead you come down here, disrespect me, disrespect my pa, and how ‘bout you stop fuckin’ disrespectin’ the Great Fuckin’ Tree that grew whens’t the world was young and carries all our fates ‘n its boughs, okay?

“I said, ‘okay?’

“Okay, now fuck off.”

[ohsoang]

I just came up from Orzammar, dontcha know, and brought that there jello salad and hotdish. Can you believe the snow we are having this time of year in Ferelden? I hear the roads are just terrible, uff da.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“You fools! This isn’t even my final form!”

“Aw, honey, bless yer heart. Yer tellin’ me that little thing there is yer final form? Why, it ain’t no bigger than that dragon we fought that time in Abracamden! You remember that, Harlan?”

“Mmhmm, I remember.”

[m4d-minute]

@vikathegreat

[moosekleenex]

This is for a few people….

[subversivegrrl]

[snarlfurillo]

“Sit the fuck down before I embarrass you, Jeffrey.”

[dryyoureyes-startbelieving]

Everybody has a chapter they don’t read out loud.

(via dryyoureyes-startbelieving)

[pondershuffle]

me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time

me: thats a sign of depression

me:

me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap

[bubba-joan]

[ka1cumber]

#there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly about dogs #explains dogs

[harocat]

Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

[hereforpizza]

Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.

[weloveshortvideos]

Me when I’ve had a long day

[dundermifflingifs]

[exceptionals]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[bleutempete]

Thanks, google.

[cnightcrawler]

[theinturnetexplorer]

crossbreeds are so cool

[novaisprettyinpink]

I will take 10 of each please

[beardset]

I want a corgi husky omg