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[madsteter]

Derek: So, what do you think? Peter: I wasn't listening, but I completely agree with Stiles. Derek: Derek: Stiles isn't even here.

[gunslingergivens]

JUSTIFIED + text posts (part 2/?) Tim Gutterson edition

[dntat-makesthings]

If our boy Shane Hollander was diagnosed.

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

[snoopishane]

Okay not to let the 2010’s jump out but what about sentinel!Shane and guide!Ilya?

Shane needs routine and structure and bland foods and gets overwhelmed when there’s lots of stimuli

Ilya is the bisexual terminator empath, need I say more honestly? But, he calms Shane down so easily like no one else can! He clocks everyone’s mental health but his own

[mybeautifuldarktwistedshane]

We (rightfully) make fun of shane for putting on a suit before their first hookup but we should also be making fun of ilya for wearing a fashionable denim jacket. They were staying in the same hotel. he put that jacket on just to down the hall and up the elevator. he only wore it because he thought shane would think it looked cool (he did) and that shane would love a sexy little striptease (he did). Embarrassing!

[templelibrarian]

I need help.

There was an 11 or 12 chapter incomplete fic where the Boston Team finds out about Ilya and Shane. They proceed to steal him on their team bus after Shane is injured by his own team mate.

(We Could Be) Something Great by Anonymous.

It is gone. I went to refresh to see if a new chapter came out and AO3 said it doesn't exist anymore.

PLEASE tell me someone has it downloaded somewhere. I need it.

[templelibrarian]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83234441/chapters/219223006

[templelibrarian]

I need help.

There was an 11 or 12 chapter incomplete fic where the Boston Team finds out about Ilya and Shane. They proceed to steal him on their team bus after Shane is injured by his own team mate.

(We Could Be) Something Great by Anonymous.

It is gone. I went to refresh to see if a new chapter came out and AO3 said it doesn't exist anymore.

PLEASE tell me someone has it downloaded somewhere. I need it.

[handsywoman]

your cab is definitely here

[firstprinced]

they make me want to say "oh they're married" (probably a part 1)

[avadaniels]

I am always wishing these women were him.

HEATED RIVALRY 1x06 "The Cottage"

[donttesme]

from @/narivaaaal on twt

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya’s pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what they’re doing in bed later

ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me

[scunthotter]

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

[skyrigel]

gurl what kind of rivalry is this?

[ticklefighthockey]

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

[thisfeebleheart]

"It's a long story."

Shane and Ilya through the years