my ass is a dumptruck

Zahra Éowyn. 38. she/her. grumpy horny leftist transgender milf in PDX. this is an 18+ space.

[owlbardmusic]

owlbard, by owlbard

5 track album

owlbard's first album is done. please enjoy these five songs by owlbard. owlbard thinks they're a real hoot.

[queereldritchgalaxyprincess]

so uhhhhh I guess I'm getting back into the "tranny making weird electronic music" cliche

[intrinsicmotives]

💙🛸

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

[sabertoothwalrus]

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

[smsomah]

Palestine; West Bank, 1980. John Running

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[expressions-of-nature]

by Paul Lichtblau

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[venus-kisses]

my new bikini top barely fits 💋

[halfdeaddyke]

its okay to be an attention whore on the internet there are lesbians that think it’s hot

[toskarintetris]

i always wanted to fuck her

[s-lycopersicum]

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[nifinof]

[nifinof]

[betterisbest]

[mandalorianmercenary]

(MINORS AND PORN BLOGS DNI)

[mandomerc]

New blog 🌹💋

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?