my ass is a dumptruck

Zahra Éowyn. 38. she/her. grumpy horny leftist transgender milf in PDX. this is an 18+ space.

[owlbardmusic]

owlbard, by owlbard

5 track album

owlbard's first album is done. please enjoy these five songs by owlbard. owlbard thinks they're a real hoot.

[queereldritchgalaxyprincess]

so uhhhhh I guess I'm getting back into the "tranny making weird electronic music" cliche

[niyarest]

sorry for being unattainable beauty standard

[kosmogrl]

[arnie-james]

The Legend

[laplaces0demon]

There's an unhealthy amount of yearning in me and I need to take it out on someone

[computersloth-blog]

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

[somafalls]

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

[scissorsaint]

Do you think the sight of me washing naked in a stream could drive someone to madness

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

[zxbuster-advent]

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera

[roxxybunny]

fat bodies are art 💐

links ✨

[banditbynite]

Monster Girl May: 5. Moth (wo)Man

[notredamn]

Mark0ut

[xulme]

Hannibal Lecture. 📖☝️🤓

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[unorthodoxchronicles]

[littlemissssunshineee]

Posting old photos bc I feel gross

[rabbitkinglune777]

I renamed him to tiramisu.

[rabbitkinglune777]

he can barely fly with his wings,,,I drew him because I was feeling down

[rabbitkinglune777]

also it's fat tail Friday. dragons always cheer me up :')