my ass is a dumptruck

Zahra Éowyn. 38. she/her. grumpy horny leftist transgender milf in PDX. this is an 18+ space.

[owlbardmusic]

owlbard, by owlbard

5 track album

owlbard's first album is done. please enjoy these five songs by owlbard. owlbard thinks they're a real hoot.

[queereldritchgalaxyprincess]

so uhhhhh I guess I'm getting back into the "tranny making weird electronic music" cliche

[banditbynite]

Monster Girl May: 5. Moth (wo)Man

[notredamn]

Mark0ut

[xulme]

Hannibal Lecture. 📖☝️🤓

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[unorthodoxchronicles]

[littlemissssunshineee]

Posting old photos bc I feel gross

[rabbitkinglune777]

I renamed him to tiramisu.

[rabbitkinglune777]

he can barely fly with his wings,,,I drew him because I was feeling down

[rabbitkinglune777]

also it's fat tail Friday. dragons always cheer me up :')

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[covid-safer-hotties]

Source

[covid-safer-hotties]

Source

[cursmudgeon]

I'm blue!

[cursmudgeon]

Sadly even when I'm cute and blue I still have to go to work

[rydengg]

here to steal all your candy and snacks 🍬💕✨

[nerdy-catfish]

[trangoldin]

are you a

catgirl

puppygirl

bunnygirl

foxgirl

wolfgirl

birdgirl

lizardgirl/snakegirl

mousegirl

fishgirl

buggirl

dragongirl

slimegirl

Remaining time: 2 hours 5 minutes

If you aren't a girl its irrelevant, you should still answer

[trangoldin]

Wait wtf i left out deergirls too im so sorry yall

[trangoldin]

I also forgot cowgirls

I apologize to all the ruminants :(

[intrinsicmotives]

💙🛸

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

[sabertoothwalrus]

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

[smsomah]

Palestine; West Bank, 1980. John Running

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now