my ass is a dumptruck

Zahra Éowyn. 38. she/her. grumpy horny leftist transgender milf in PDX. this is an 18+ space.

[owlbardmusic]

owlbard, by owlbard

5 track album

owlbard's first album is done. please enjoy these five songs by owlbard. owlbard thinks they're a real hoot.

[queereldritchgalaxyprincess]

so uhhhhh I guess I'm getting back into the "tranny making weird electronic music" cliche

[dogpuppy]

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[bitcoitus]

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

[bitcoitus]

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

[divinegallery]

animals ~

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[szce-deactivated20140629]

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

[niyarest]

sorry for being unattainable beauty standard

[kosmogrl]

[arnie-james]

The Legend

[laplaces0demon]

There's an unhealthy amount of yearning in me and I need to take it out on someone

[computersloth-blog]

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

[somafalls]

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

[scissorsaint]

Do you think the sight of me washing naked in a stream could drive someone to madness

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

[zxbuster-advent]

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera

[roxxybunny]

fat bodies are art 💐

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