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owlbardmusic

5 track album

owlbard's first album is done. please enjoy these five songs by owlbard. owlbard thinks they're a real hoot.

queereldritchgalaxyprincess

so uhhhhh I guess I'm getting back into the "tranny making weird electronic music" cliche

niyarest

sorry for being unattainable beauty standard

kosmogrl

arnie-james

The Legend

laplaces0demon

There's an unhealthy amount of yearning in me and I need to take it out on someone

computersloth-blog

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

somafalls

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

scissorsaint

Do you think the sight of me washing naked in a stream could drive someone to madness

jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite

zxbuster-advent

lesbiantahani

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

ryebreadgf

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

homemade-ghosts

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

eugeniedanglars

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

seravph

letters from Medea, salma deera

roxxybunny

fat bodies are art 💐

links ✨

banditbynite

Monster Girl May: 5. Moth (wo)Man

notredamn

Mark0ut

xulme

Hannibal Lecture. 📖☝️🤓

fipindustries

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!