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Ask/Roleplay blog for Pontifex Vulgora from the Arcana Game | Only Half Serious | mun is @devoraakss

[pontifex-vulgora]

Well, Pontifex? Do you play the tuba with extreme aggression?

If by PLAY you mean THROWING it on the ground and STOMPING on it, then YES.

[mrs-julian-devorak]

You mean like this??

**RIP Sousaphone**

[pontifex-vulgora]

YES EXACTLY.

[pontifex-vulgora]

Well, Pontifex? Do you play the tuba with extreme aggression?

If by PLAY you mean THROWING it on the ground and STOMPING on it, then YES.

[humaineimparfaite]

I tried to make a bath scene of Valdemar butI got lazy and refused to give them a robe. It’s also very important for you to know that my favourite part of this artwork is Vulgora.

[devoraakss]

Hey guys!! Just a reminder that I do take commissions!! I have openings and am in need of funds, unfortunatelt. Finding a job has been a nightmare and I have bills and medications I need to get ;-; if you can spare anything for a commission I would be immensely greatful!!

I'm also offering sketch busts for $15 usd and Arcana Apprentice sprites for $80 usd!!

Sketch bust example: (note, these will be digitally drawn!)

Apprentice Sprite Example:

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[pontifex-vulgora]

Whoa, wrestle? I wanNA WRESTLE YOU, LET’S GO VULGORA, YOU GORGEOUS GREMLIN. -🍒

GET IN THE BED THEN

Wait-

[pontifex-vulgora]

What do you think of Volta in pigtails?

In.... what.

[kazambra]

Valdemar confirmed to be aroace! :-)

[pontifex-vulgora]

Licc

NO.

[pontifex-vulgora]

Vulgora how do you feel at the thought of people seeing you and Volta as a couple?

Why should I CARE?

Anyone who is SMART, would know to KEEP. THEIR. FILTHY. MOUTHS. SHUT. unless they want their tongue RIPPED from their throats.

HYPOTHETICALLY. If we WERE seen as a couple it would keep others from harassing her, for fear of MY WRATH.

[pontifex-vulgora]

@askpontifexvulgora Can you wear something that isn't red?

my clothes arent RED, you lump of GREY MATTER.

They are BLOOD. ORANGE.

[pontifex-vulgora]

@askpontifexvulgora what's your favourite food?

Rare Steak.

VERY. RARE. 😈

[pontifex-vulgora]

@askpontifexvulgora Have you ever tripped while running because of your heels?

HA! HA! AS IF. I suppose thinking of such an imposing figure like myself doing something so buffoonish makes you feel better, but STILL. THE VERY THOUGHT IS LAUGHABLE!

 PREPOSTEROUS!! 

…………………….

….

IF I DID. HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING. WHAT. In THE. WORLD. makes you think I’d ADMIT to such an EMBARRASSING thing? 

[pontifex-vulgora]

@askpontifexvulgora Help! VOLTA NEEDS CPR! AS IN MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!

WHAT– wait, HOLD ON. 

FIRSTLY. WHAT IS ‘‘‘‘CPR’’’’, AND SECONDLY. 

WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH MOUTHS??!! 

[pontifex-vulgora]

@askpontifexvulgora What would you do if you caught Volta wearing your clothes?

NOTHING? 

CLEARLY, if she has to resort to rifling through MY WARDROBE there is something wrong with HERS. 

Perhaps ask WHY specifically, though…. I DON’T CARE OR ANYTHING!! BUT IF ITS GOING TO BE A REOCCURRING THING I’D LIKE TO KNOW!

[colorsofdoom-archive]

I noticed they, and really all the other courtiers too, have really dumb shoes so here’s some dumb shit i thought was funny

ok but really the real question here is how high those shoes are, like are these?? thigh high fucking boots?? Pants with shoes??? i’m looking at the sprite and im just???? what are those

[hydaen]

they’re a couple, you can’t change my mind

[angelicguy]

struggling to control a huge ass beetle i have on a leash