My unemployed ass has been saving money by spending the summer at mom's so I made some cabbage rolls for me and mom yesterday.
So she told me there's one and half rolls for her and two rolls for me for tomorrow because I am bigger and therefore eat two.
Except I have been eating only one roll since yesterday.
I didn't say anything of course. Nothing more insulting to a woman than a man who eats less than her and nothing more worrying for a mother than a son who eats less than expected.












