dickwizard5000

[kristina100000]

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

[poodleluvr420]

god has sent me limits to surpass obstacles to overcome and haters to prove wrong amen

[poodleluvr420]

sorry london kinda goes crazy England popped off w this one. good food. vegan stuff everywhere. people dress cool. even some of the old guys. the people who work the shops are so nice. football is fun they sing songs like the whole time. the roads are scary as fuck but what can you do.

[poodleluvr420]

went back to London like a year after posting this and got mildly hit by a car lmao. what can you do.

[gothycollie]

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

[poodleluvr420]

god has sent me limits to surpass obstacles to overcome and haters to prove wrong amen

[poodleluvr420]

long time no see I blocked apps from my phone so I could read books and learn to crochet and weave and make soap and get scared about microplastics and forge the yonic birthwright amulet and learn vba and get promoted at work and I tell you what. it worked.

[poodleluvr420]

my guys were lowkey trasvestigating this welder bc he’s small and has a prepubertal voice but as it turns out he had cancer and it fucked up his puberty and they all feel really bad about it now lol may this be a lesson to them amen

[poodleluvr420]

they stopped feeling bad and nicknamed him squeaks and caillou

[poodleluvr420]

my dad would never turn me in for assassination he’d know I had a good reason

[poodleluvr420]

the pwr bttm “I wanna boy” guy getting me tooed was unflanged orangutan behavior. doin all that gay shit just to sexually aggress upon women……

[poodleluvr420]

you see weaving and it looks easy. looks like you could spend a couple hours and figure it out. simple enough. but beware. the weaver hath not demonstrated warping. she hath obscured the feat of warping and you are about to ensnare yourself in a trap.

[televisionenjoyer]

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

[televisionenjoyer]

Rescued media. Fuck it.

[hotvampireadjacent]

This is so embarssinf Mr breast grow up

[greevled]

[sashayed]

eventually one has to come to terms with the fact that "conceive of myself as a person capable of tackling difficult things" is an achievable goal toward which one can take concrete steps whereas "have things be easy" is Not

[computerdeathdream]

[poodleluvr420]

educating people on on shit that is harmful to them hardly even works on adults and these freaks who presumably understand that exposing children to porn is considered grooming because it’s actually damaging to them and has long term effects on their developing sexuality want to “educate” away the harms of children being inundated with porn. be serious and admit that it’s more important to you that you experience no gatekeeping or friction when accessing stolen porn than that children not have their developing sexualities disrupted by constant porn exposure. I’m not even saying that age verification has to be our solution, but doing nothing or just educating children on the subject is not a sufficient solution.

[telegraphavekiss]

justinborucki: MY Chemical Romance Citizens Bank Park, Philly, 8/15/2025. I haven’t seen these guys since 2008. WHAT A SHOW! #MCRPHILLY #THEPLACKPARADE #mcr #mychemicalromance #

[ozempicofficial]