Nobody here but us potatoes.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[miggsboson]

canon

[teathattast]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[deep-space-atomic-clock]

my new mii: electron cloud

[pinkvbay]

Smoking my bigarette

[jovialgnomejpeg]

ragebaiting my miis by feeding them a single stray pixel

[escuerzoresucitado]

[witchinghour]

Hausu (ハウス) 1977, dir. Nobuhiko Obayashi

[bold-baddie]

[cottagesongs]

[failuredyke-phd]

tonight it's just you me and the cast iron grub

[failuredyke-phd]

its heavy

[darkaeldari]

If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time and dig up my own bones.

.....for what purpose

[yamibree]

they're mine

[darkaeldari]

ah I see. reclaiming the Self

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[supergrinch]

reblog to be eaten by this thing

[catchymemes]

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this