El Baka Face

35+/she+her/australian | Likes: Ancient and medieval history, Baldur's Gate, Dishonored, Fable, Fallout NV, Final Fantasy XII, Hornblower, Kushiel's Legacy, Rogue Trader 40k, leaning out of car windows and bashing my head against letterboxes, probably some other stuff too

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[summer-fire]

[sydrichie]

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

[willgrahamscock]

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

[segamascott]

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i'm scared. is anyone there?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[thesituation]

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

[thesituation]

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

[viralfrog]

[cameoamalthea]

Things to do with your twin

[girldraki]

[funny-tik-toks]

[sincenewyorks]

at some point yall just gotta join a religious group and preach bc im tired of yall acting like sex/porn/poly/etc is bad every fucking month. we are one discourse cycle away from ‘sex before marriage is bad’ like go be a mormon and gtfo

[tastylemonbread]

hate when online healthcucks post a photo of some shit like nutela with the ingredients separated like they did something like "oh i bet uou wouldnt wanna eat ALL that sugar huh?" okay first off no i wouldnt thats why its mixed with other shit you stupid bitch. and second off no i would only have enough to spread on toast or a whole spoonful if im feeling crazy. you piece of shit. oh its so interesting how youll eat a steak but wont eat an entire cow. fuck you. i hope you die choking on your own asparagus piss fumes you cocksucker. the photos of the condensed soups. pissing me off. gun head now

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]