I Hate my Family

INDIE role play blog for Stan Marsh from South Park.

[wnq-writers]

Fuck you. I’m still standing.

giraffelicks (via wnq-writers)

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PLOT STARTERS

"Nobody goes there anymore. They say it's haunted or something."

"Tell me you see that as well."

"Don't breathe it in!"

"I like you. You're not running after me with a knife. It's a rare trait to be had, these days."

"There it is again! That symbol! I've been seeing it everywhere."

"If you can't get us out of here, I don't want to hear it."

"So, what're you in for?"

"GET DOWN FROM THERE, YOU'RE GOING TO FALL!"

"What are they doing? Why are they all doing that?"

"Can you hear me? Listen, you need to stop this!"

"Fight it!"

"I know you're in there. Please."

"Incidentally, run for your life."

"It could have something to do with the garbage chute."

"Somebody just left it on the doorstep. I don't know what it is."

"Oh my god, what happened to you? Get inside!"

"Why are you bleeding?!"

"Oh, shall we do something that makes sense? Shall we, say, NOT actively try to get ourselves killed? NAH, you think, let's have some FUN."

"Help me."

"I'm... bleeding. If you had some way to fix that...?"

"Can you stop running AWAY from EVERYTHING?!"

"You're always talking but you never SAY anything."

"We're going to win."

"I always thought it would be... bigger."

"I always thought it would be... better."

"You have NO IDEA what it's like."

[mad-tuna]

SECOND THING that kept me awake was the return of burgundy&pink sweater!!!! <3

[southparkaesthetic]

Stan.

[xnowherex]

Black Friday…the war is coming…..

Full size 

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Mysterion: [to the coon, toolshed and human kite] I have total faith in you guys.

Mysterion: [to camera] There's like a 30% chance they'll die.

[kvngxs-deactivated20140118]

Abusive plots;

[superserumed]

Please like/reblog if you’re fine with abusive, kidnapping, torturous, generally triggering plots. I need some people to para with so yeah. Thanks.

[imoved5643347-deactivated201510]

the nerd i reblogged this from has a quality blog & i recommend you all follow them.

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      -- Who even was this kid? Stan couldn’t possibly have anything to do with whatever this guy was talking about... right? 

       “ No, listen, I don’t care about the ‘severity’ of the situation, or whatever.” 

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;;//Tag Dump

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;;//Plotting Call!

OOC.

Like this if you want to plot anything with Stan or teen!Stan

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      “ Ugh...” He was so sick of all the bullshit Cartman was constantly spewing. The things he said seemed to get even worse as they had grown up.  “ I’m sorry dude, try and forget about it okay? If his own karma doesn’t get to him first, we will.”

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@missedbeinganalprobed

      “ Wait, Cartman said what? Dude...”

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE STABBED?

                   TO BE S H O T?

                                                                           DECAPITATED?

                                        TORN APART?

        BURNED?

                                                                                               RUN OVER?

it’s not pretty cool—-

                                           IT FUCKING HURTS.

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            I only SEE my goals, I don’t believe in failure  'Cause I know the smallest voices. They can make it MAJOR             I got my boys with me at least those in favor And if we don’t meet before I leave, I HOPE I’ll see you later–

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SHIT LERF’S SAID, THE MEME;;

❛ ah, yes, the graveyard. the perfect place to go in a zombie apocalypse. ❜

❛ yeah, that person who’s me, who i am impersonating, is totally not me. ❜

❛ do those squats. get that booty. ❜

❛ yes, yes hello i am smart people. ❜

❛ now, if you’ll excuse me i’ll just be silently screaming in this corner. feel free to join me. ❜

❛ stop eating you’re ruining the mood.❜

❛ cake is best cake. ❜

❛ i could eat lasagna forever. ❜

❛ if i die— you still can’t have my cats. ❜

❛ oh god no the spoon is killing everyone! ❜

❛ ”minecraft is for noobs” i say as i play minecraft. ❜

❛ oh my fucking god stop fucking swearing motherfucker! ❜

❛ oh my gosh you’re in my personal bubble. get out of my personal bubble oh my gosh. ❜

❛ whelp… time to burn down the school. ❜

❛ makeup is evil. i’ve decided. ❜

❛ the moon is out, therefore we should not be at school. ❜

❛ I DID IT. I MADE A PERFECT SQUARE! ❜

❛ _____ smooches you back. so do i. ❜

❛ the leggy WILL come back… ❜

❛ WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE ME save me from this soup that i’ve become. ❜

❛ people that played that game grew up to be murderers. ❜

❛ that use to be a commercial. ❜

❛ we should just.. all make a commercial. i don’t know for what yet, but we should do it. ❜

❛ there’s somETHIN ABOUTCHYA GUUUUURRL !! ❜

❛ stay fresh _____.❜

❛ join us. join our cult. ❜

❛ i’m very confused by everything. ❜

❛ i will lick ______. you just watch. ❜

❛ the freaking water i can’t even. ❜

❛ sorry i went to make a hot dog. ❜

❛ HOT DOG! ❜

❛ yes this is how one words. ❜

❛ there are words. we use words to say what we are saying. this is conversation. that we are having. with the words. that are being spoken between us. ❜

❛ this love is brown but smelly. ❜

❛ i is grammar-tastic. ❜

❛ i’m makin’ eeeggggggggs. ❜

❛ have you breakfasted yet? ❜

❛ go buy FOOOOOOOD! ❜

❛ oh my god it’s ______. ❜

❛ so adorablue. ❜

❛ it’s tealriffic. ❜

❛ he’s too cool for us, then. ❜

❛ you’re too cool for anyone. ❜

❛ he’s not included. he’s not cool enough. ❜

❛ he likes socks. he has a sock collection. ❜

❛ hey kid wanna by some SOCKS?! ❜

❛ we heard a soft fart from the theater room. ❜

❛ the ref commited suicide so i have to redo it. ❜

❛ we were at the dog part and it was hella hot. ❜

❛ it smells of peeeeee. ❜

❛ how rude. ❜