Poop-à-porter

Shit you can actually wear

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Tickle your itchy nose with these furry nails. But beware of boogers.

[found at: today]

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This way you never run out of toilet paper.

[found at: itsfunny]

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Cover your tits—with tits.

[found at: theluxuryspot]

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Impress your dentist.

[found at: ecofriend]

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When you really love golden showers.

[found at: hourdose]

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Now you'll love looking at your kitties anus.

  [found at: Twinkle Tush] 

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Check out my mad flat iron skillz.

[found at: fashvader]

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A1 rape protection stockings.

[found at: stuffyoushouldhave]

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A girl you'd stay with for breakfast.

[found at: theberry]

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Yarr, smudje, bring me a Pizza Diavolo and a bottle o’ rum, ya scurvy wench. Pronto!

[found at: fashvader]

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Amish boxing outfit.

[found at: fashvader]

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Kiss the frog’s eyes to make a gay man undress.

[found at: realfunny]

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Stuffed some pylons up my ass.

[found at: fire-demon-shroomz]

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They can also hold your beer at a party or give you a handjob when every girl rejected you because you looked like a dumbass.

[found at: stuffyoushouldhave]

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She forced her little brother into playing with her dolls. The trauma was sitting so deep, he became a sadistic fashion designer.

[found at: labonnelulu]

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Japanese monster porn. Next level.

[found at: fofaru]

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This is not how condoms work.

[found at: weheartit]