mentow ewness

crikey bloodey ell hip hip cheerio tea toime

[durbikins]

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

[oddpolicy]

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

[durbikins]

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

[goodbye--1989]

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

[durbikins]

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

[rock10zxa]

amusement part discourse 

[airframeextender]

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

[lavenderek]

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

[pileofknives]

Didn’t that dragon catch fire?

[finaldisciple]

UPDATE!

[danisontnonfire]

You don’t get to see that at universal

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

[pochowek]

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

[pheberoni]

yeha

[noelyely-deactivated20200826]

So I downloaded this mod…

[cybercrimer]

20gayteen may be coming to a close, but crafters.. who’s ready for 20mineteen

[cybercrimer]

20mineteen babey!!!!!

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

the first time i saw a meme on these guys i almost SHIT MY PANTS because these penguins are ULTIMATE memeing material its almost unfair that they’ve been ignored. 

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[modify-and-sever-deactivated201]

Today (December 16, 2018) is the last day this image can be posted.

[pyramidslayer]

[oppa-homeless-style]

when your group’s Discord server admin is a furry

[coolboysclub]

Gays, gamers and furries alike pledging their loyalty to Sonicfox

[anoras]

“tumblr is catholic now” tumblr became protestant don’t play

[maelwife]

[atamajakki]

if tumblr was catholic you could pay for nsfw rights

a pussy indulgence, if you will

[brunswickyeet-deactivated202206]

‘A pussy indulgence, if you will’ is my new favourite six-word short story

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[candyredterezii]

@staff censor THIS.

[hexiemi]

[rock10zxa]

[bewareofthecar1966]

a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

[bewareofthecar1966]

this is turning into a “how a person i know got scurvy” thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any

[aquarianconstellations]

the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read ‘i don’t want to start the vitamin C debate again but’

[bewareofthecar1966]

THE VITAMIN C DEBATE

[elidyce]

My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you it’s been 35 years and I still get nervous if I go for two days without eating a green vegetable. 

I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots.

I’m not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Go for it. 

[ariadne83]

some guys i used to know went on a boys only road trip. they decided they were only going to eat things they could cook on the engine block of the car.

two of them got scurvy. one of them drank so much jagermeister + red bull that he temporarily lost the ability to see in colour.

[dexvoan]

im sorry he what now

[roxasxx]

The Gif of this doesn’t do it enough justice.

[itsjustkyss]

SAX-A-BOOM

1…2…3…4…1…2…3…

mothaf*@&er!!

This song has been stuck in my head all day. May you be cursed the same 😆😆😆