Simply Mad

Gabby 22 Washington/State <3 We Come To Love..Not By Finding The Perfect Person..But By Seeing An Imperfect Person..Perfectly

[chilcanos-blog]

[jonpertwee]

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

[gayplanets]

utterly obsessed with this headline

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[jumpingjacktrash]

time is too big

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[theveshin23]

It mebbe years ay watchin’ david tennant & peter capaldi but Ah understaun everythin’ Merida said😂

[killjoygem]

That’s hard to understand??

[sleepyschmee]

please translate for us

[kjg-reblogs]

“I gave my mum a cake and she turned into a big bear and my dad tried to kill her and if that’s not a huge mess I don’t know what is”

What she actually said is:

“I gae ma mammy a cake, she turned into a big bear and ma old yin tried to do ‘er in, if that’s not a pure mess I don’t know what is”

Edit: I reblogged to the wrong blog but it doesn’t matter

[pepoluan]

Thank you for the translation! 😁

“She’s from the… other studio…”

OMGLOL 😂😂😂😂😂 Anna plz 😂😂😂😂😂

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

New Moon in 2017 where Bella posts pictures with Jacob on Instagram and Edward scrolls through her page sobbing in an alley

[hbstarlord-deactivated20160425]

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

[clarknokent]

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

a person of color: racism–

a white european, materializing out of nowhere: actually i’m not from america so i don’t get this. can someone explain this? race is actually a US-centric concept. it was invented in the US. i need you to break this down for me because here in europe we don’t judge people by race. 

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

me: makes this post

white europeans with glass bones and paper skin: ACTUALLY you stupid ethnic american, what you DON’T understand is *insert wikipedia page about the british colonization of ireland/scotland* *insert wikipedia page about the ottoman empire* AND ANOTHER THING, EASTERN EUROPEANS DIDN’T EVER PARTICIPATE IN IMPERIALISM SO DON’T BLAME US, *insert standard speech about how ‘white’ isn’t a category that exists in europe because white people don’t know the difference between racism, ethnic discrimination, and xenophobia and they don’t understand how white supremacy exists as a specific type of hierarchy* 

[tami-taylors-hair]

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

[dragginage]

This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?

[systlin]

I once paid for a woman’s bill at the vet…it wasn’t a big one, but she was trying to pay for some medication for her dog, and her card was declined. And her lip started trembling, and she says “I don’t get paid until Tuesday, would he be ok until then?” 

So I just told them to add the $20 something onto my bill, and I thought she was going to break down crying right there.

And I don’t care if it was a scam or not. Just do nice things for people sometimes. 

[rannulfr]

More people need to realize that being in a position to have to scam someone to live is a disparity.

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[effervescentbi]

Thor Ragnarok was a such prime example of sibling relationships

[thorgyorgy]

same energy

[sixpenceee]

I am freaked out by this baby doll mask. (Source)

[peardumpling]

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