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@poor-kid-mccormick
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Lost my schi-ty job. Anyone wanna go blow my last pay check on cheap beer?
*pokes Cartman's boobs*
Aye! Don’t touch those, Kenneh!
poor-kid-mccormick
but they're so nice *jiggles*
Gratuitous smut... anyone? literally anyone!
A+, A-, B+
*blushes* Kyle… does this mean you’ve thought about me when you’re jerking off?
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I’ll go fix you something. You don’t have to ask for food in my house though. -walks into the kitchen and comes back with a plate of food.- here.
*frowns* no… I do Kyle. I want to. *shoves all the food into his mouth.*
-smiles slightly- alright, dude. If you say so. My house always has food so impose all you like.
*smiles and talk through a mouthful* so you really think I'm sexy?
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*blushes* Kyle… does this mean you’ve thought about me when you’re jerking off?
Don’t flatter yourself, ken. I was giving you a compliment… -trying to hide a blush-
Sure sure… *stretches out across his lap and grabs his stomach* I’m hungry
Are you implying that I go and get you something to eat?
*pouts a bit like he feels bad about it* Well… yeah if you have any leftovers or anything
I’ll go fix you something. You don’t have to ask for food in my house though. -walks into the kitchen and comes back with a plate of food.- here.
*frowns* no... I do Kyle. I want to. *shoves all the food into his mouth.*
my favorite nerds….
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*blushes* Kyle… does this mean you’ve thought about me when you’re jerking off?
Don’t flatter yourself, ken. I was giving you a compliment… -trying to hide a blush-
Sure sure… *stretches out across his lap and grabs his stomach* I’m hungry
Are you implying that I go and get you something to eat?
*pouts a bit like he feels bad about it* Well... yeah if you have any leftovers or anything
I am so pumped up!
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*blushes* Kyle… does this mean you’ve thought about me when you’re jerking off?
Don’t flatter yourself, ken. I was giving you a compliment… -trying to hide a blush-
Sure sure... *stretches out across his lap and grabs his stomach* I'm hungry
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*blushes* Kyle... does this mean you've thought about me when you're jerking off?
❝ Don't push me away, you need me. ❞
Kenny sighed and pushed his hood up over his head going quiet. He cursed himself internally. He was doing exactly what she had told him not to do. How was she to know that him putting up his hood was a way to gather the strength to speak. He bit his lip nervously and thought about what he should share.
Kenny inhaled sharply and turned his head to catch Bebe's eyes. "Look, no one can do anything about it. So don't worry about me," He lied. Kenny smiled sweetly turning back to hie his face.
Kenny slipped his cigarettes our of his pocket and lit one quickly. He reminded himself to breath--in and out--with each drag. He wished his family would disappear until he saw Karen's face in his mind. Her ever present smile so out of place in their world.
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Your Muse comes into mine's house to hang out, only to find that the place has been robbed and the robbers left my muse bleeding on the floor. Send me your reaction.
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put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.
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