wham bam thank you ham

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

AAAaaAaaAAaaaaaAAAaaAaaaa

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Send my muse an outfit you want them in. "I want to see you in a _____"

The Twist: They have to wear it.

[eyesofcuriosity]

/gonna draw some of these so do send c:

[badlydrawnnero]

Woah! Where'd you get that outfit? ! It looks badass!

I made it myself…  And I personally like this look. 

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

Risotto…

Sweetheart Muffin Cupcake Darling Cutiepie…

We need to talk about your fashion sense.

[badlydrawnnero]

These are what we call “WORK CLOTHES”, they are meant for getting dirty, ripped and torn… you know… FOR WORK.  not for looking fashionable darling. 

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

Still...

Would it kill you to wear a shirt?

[badlydrawnnero]

Woah! Where'd you get that outfit? ! It looks badass!

I made it myself…  And I personally like this look. 

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

Risotto...

Sweetheart Muffin Cupcake Darling Cutiepie...

We need to talk about your fashion sense.

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

All tuckered out.

@badlydrawnnero @poorlydrawndiavolo

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

True Fact:

Diavolo is dumb and he smells bad.

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

▲ -BDnero

6. kissing them on the forehead or cheek

((My wrist hurts, so I’m going to write this instead of draw it))

Prosciutto’s eyes widened at the sudden unexpected touch of lips to his forehead. Risotto Nero’s right hand gently pushed Prosciutto’s bangs back while his left pulled his lean body closer to his own.

“Ugh, Risotto, you scared the shit out of me.” The smaller man growled as he lightly thumped his partner in the chest with the back of his hand, trying hard not to acknowledge the deepening red in his cheeks. “At least tell me before you do something like that, I could have used my stand on you.”

Risotto smiled faintly as he practically cradled Prosciutto in his arms, “I’m trying a new “spontaneous romantic” thing,” he cooed before pecking his prisoner on the cheek.

Letting out a groan which quickly melted into a grin, Prosciutto replied, “You dork.”

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

▲ ~PDSorbet

4. holding their hand for the first time

Bruh….

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

T H AT IS NOT HELPING

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

▲ (-fingerguns-)

8. kissing their neck

I HAVE MACE.

[rpfunstuff]

Send me a ▲ for my muse's reaction to yours:

(You can find a random generator here. Or send the number of your choosing instead.)

attack hugging them

falling asleep on or next to them

giving them the best back massage they’ve ever had

holding their hand for the first time

hugging them from behind when they weren’t expecting it

hugging them way too tightly

kissing their forehead or cheek

kissing their neck

kissing them softly on the lips

playfully whacking them with a pillow

sneaking up behind them and blowing a raspberry on their neck

surprise kissing them

telling them they love them for the first time

tickling them

waking them up by holding them and playing with their hair

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

💕

I’ve told you before, you aren’t my type.

[eggnogrph-blog]

Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.

Site being used (x)

[poorlydrawnjosukeh-blog]

(( I’ll even draw out the results regardless of how terrible 👌🏻✨ ))

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

Omg my stand user. -BDGratefulDead (that's been inactive due to me in school. Rip me)

M E  S T A ND

[badlydrawngratefuldead-blog]

USE R. WH ER E HA VE Y OU BE E N. O MG??

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

How about you?

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

Omg my stand user. -BDGratefulDead (that's been inactive due to me in school. Rip me)

M E  S T A ND

[poorlydrawnprosciutto]

*whispers* honey I'm home, is it too late to get married. *Melone jazz hands*

Oh god why