Talented Liar / Bad Comedian

[vimbry-moved]

cassette is a beautiful name for a girl

[crabussy]

crazy how much your life can improve if you just Move Somewhere Else

[crabussy]

my mental health was abysmal when I lived next to a 10 lane motorway in a tiny cramped city that was too hot for me... as soon as I moved back home to aotearoa and got to live by the sea in a small town with lots of green spaces and libraries and cafes and art galleries and sea lions and dolphins and penguins and native birds my mental health SKYROCKETED to the point where it's honestly ridiculous. like saying "I LOVE BEING ALIVE... WOW WOW" out loud on occasion ridiculous. I'm so happy.

[crabussy]

moving somewhere better is lifesaving. wishing everyone trapped in a shitty area the absolute best of luck moving somewhere someday that makes you glad to be alive [: it makes such a huge difference.

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[tuuw]

[tuuw]

[tuuw]

back to hometown

[horrorlesbians]

sorry I liked your post a second after you posted it I don’t have a life

[horrorlesbians]

i'm also in love with you but let's not talk about that

[smeagles]

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

[morecarsthatnevermadeit]

The Fiat 130 was introduced in 1969 as the company’s flagship saloon, powered by a 60º V6 designed by Ferrari engineer Aurelio Lampredi. In 1971, Gianni Agnelli, Fiat’s CEO, commissioned Familiare versions for himself, his brother, and a close friend. Three wagons were built by coachbuilder Officina Introzzi, but only one was given the "Villa d'Este" woody treatment, for Gianni Agnelli’s own family. 

[dreaming-paradise-dixie]

Demi Lesbians. Commission drawn by @inkrrred

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[vague-humanoid]

Mexico cuts workweek, bans after-hours contact, and guarantees no worker will take a pay cut in the most sweeping labor reform in a generati

Mexico amends its constitution to cut the maximum workweek from 48 to 40 hours by 2030 and gives 13.5 million workers the legal right to ign

Mexico amends its constitution to cut the maximum workweek from 48 to 40 hours by 2030 and gives 13.5 million workers the legal right to ignore their boss’s calls, messages, and emails after their shift ends, in the most significant overhaul of Mexican labor law in a generation.

Mexico has rewritten its constitution to guarantee every worker in the country a shorter working week, a legal right to switch off from work after hours, and a guarantee that no employer can cut their pay in response, enacting in a single legislative package a set of labor rights that workers in wealthier countries have spent decades campaigning for without success.

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.