Bless you my child

also, please stop taking my leftovers out of the fridge

[pope-offical]

Hello. I have been told that this website is spawned from hell. Thats okay 👍 I think you are loved anyway.

(If you want an ask to stay private, please mark it with a 🤫)

[nurse-offical]

guess who’s back

back again

[time-traveler-that-fucked-up]

Who?

[nurse-offical]

jesus

[pope-offical]

Heck yeah, I love that guy!

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Hello, I’d like a request but not for a drawing! I am very sorry if this is wasting your time, but would you be interested in playing a game of DnD with other officals, but we’re playing as our offical?

Yours hopingly, ©

Hmmm

I've never played DND before, but sure!

I would love to!

[pope-offical]

I have an important choice to make between cleric and paladin...

[pope-offical]

@italy-offical

<=[ : ^ )

hiiii

[italy-offical]

Hello :D

[light-offical]

What's it like being the first Thing God made? - @pope-offical

It’s a special thing, and I’m proud to be!! But too much light can be harmful and blinding, so I have Darkness to help keep that balance <3

[pope-offical]

@italy-offical

<=[ : ^ )

hiiii

[animentality]

[pope-offical]

Credit: /@_j_riles on instagram

[crushed-sugar]

Yo uh do we have a full list of the officals that got banned?

Not yet, but it would be good to compile one.

Of the ones that I know of that are banned. I’ll update this as I learn of new ones. Main accounts can also be added to the list.

@nothing-offical (main: @cottoncandyentrails)

@no-one-offical (main: @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit)

@the-pineapple-offical (main: @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit)

@nowhere-offical (main: @3rte)

@the-listener-offical

@weevilxp

@connect-transit-offical

@grim-reaper-offical

@helpmemiku

@towel-offical

[evil-man-offical]

I know that @real-man-offical apparently got banned to

@man-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical I think are fine?..

[evil-man-offical]

Most evils seem to be fine

[sulfur-offical]

@iron-offical @ninovium-offical @phosphorus-offical @argon-offical @neon-offical @periodic-table-official I dont remember the others but are all of you fine and not termed?

[argon-offical]

i have indeed survived the great ban!

do we know if any of them have restarted their blogs?

[crushed-sugar]

None yet to my knowledge. A few people have come back on alts or mains, but to my knowledge no officalverse accounts have restarted yet. I’ll keep an eye out, though.

[argon-offical]

do we know why they were banned?

[crushed-sugar]

No idea what exactly was flagged, but it probably happened the same way me and dom’s blogs got termed - the shitty AI reporting system got to em.

[argon-offical]

that blows

[drumsticks-offical]

Ughhhh I hate ai

I don’t have anyone to add (that isnt already listed anyways) but figured it would be good to reblog for visibility

:(

[pope-offical]

I dont know what it says about the Ai scanner that im still here...

[pope-offical]

Hi, mod here. IRL, im a missionary, and i wanna rant so im doing it here.

I was at a church recently where a pastor threw a whole subset of other pastors under the bus for preaching about love too much. He called love weak, and said God is not weak, etc.

And honestly? That guy has no idea what Christianity is about if he thinks God's love is weak. Gods love is an Eldritch Horror. Any pastor, heck anyone who has remotely done any real studying of the bible, or of scholarly religious writing, must come to the conclusion that the most powerful force in reality, if christian writing is to be believed, is God's love. Even that's wrong, because it's not the most powerful force IN reality, it's the force that MADE reality. And it loves You, specifically. Thats frankly terrifying, and anyone who thinks that it isn't strong has a very shallow understanding of this belief system.

[snail-offical]

SNAIL!!!!!

new intro post because I have barely changed mine since I made this account

Hi you can call me snail I go by any pronouns :)

I am a minor!!!

I am from a place call the officsnailverse and regularly show officals and officials their doppelgängers (snoppelganger? Doppelsnanger? I haven’t figured that out) from my world if you as an offical or official want to see yours send me an ask

map of the officsnailverse

If you wanna know where your snail lives feel free to ask and I’m gonna put the version with the flags under a cut

I fucking hate AI don’t come near my account with it

account for the books I’m writing: @lostrealitys-offical

If you want a better version of any flag I’m happy to give it

[pope-offical]

Can whichever country that is the most Italian have the Snail Vatican please?

[snail-offical]

I honestly don’t know which one is the most Italian so

But you can place it where you want :)

[pope-offical]

On the half green-half orange island, somewhere on the line.

[snail-offical]

the line is a border between the kingdom of the crown (orange) and sillylind (green) i would suggest not putting it there or at least putting it more on one side than the other away from the battles currently happening

actually maybe don’t put it on a border between the kingdom of the crown and another country the crown very………. Unkind

[pope-offical]

Well then.

Praise be the Immortal Snail.

(This is now the Snurch Religion, the vatican is on the large island east of Transnailvania.)

[snail-offical]

SNAIL!!!!!

new intro post because I have barely changed mine since I made this account

Hi you can call me snail I go by any pronouns :)

I am a minor!!!

I am from a place call the officsnailverse and regularly show officals and officials their doppelgängers (snoppelganger? Doppelsnanger? I haven’t figured that out) from my world if you as an offical or official want to see yours send me an ask

map of the officsnailverse

If you wanna know where your snail lives feel free to ask and I’m gonna put the version with the flags under a cut

I fucking hate AI don’t come near my account with it

account for the books I’m writing: @lostrealitys-offical

If you want a better version of any flag I’m happy to give it

[pope-offical]

Can whichever country that is the most Italian have the Snail Vatican please?

[snail-offical]

I honestly don’t know which one is the most Italian so

But you can place it where you want :)

[pope-offical]

On the half green-half orange island, somewhere on the line.

[snail-offical]

SNAIL!!!!!

new intro post because I have barely changed mine since I made this account

Hi you can call me snail I go by any pronouns :)

I am a minor!!!

I am from a place call the officsnailverse and regularly show officals and officials their doppelgängers (snoppelganger? Doppelsnanger? I haven’t figured that out) from my world if you as an offical or official want to see yours send me an ask

map of the officsnailverse

If you wanna know where your snail lives feel free to ask and I’m gonna put the version with the flags under a cut

I fucking hate AI don’t come near my account with it

account for the books I’m writing: @lostrealitys-offical

If you want a better version of any flag I’m happy to give it

[pope-offical]

Can whichever country that is the most Italian have the Snail Vatican please?

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[pope-offical]

DA Pope roots for DA Bears

[satan-offical]

the pope is lowk chill I like hanging out with him in hell ✌️

[squirrel--boy]

Babe which pope?

[satan-offical]

All of them

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

@the-pope-offical @pope-offical @pope-francis-offical ?

[pope-offical]

Alot of former pope's had...strained reigns

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Titles within the Court

Royal assistant - @assistant-offical, lives in @Officiopolis

Royal therapist and head of Mental Health Services- @yearning--offical, lives in conceptington

Royal astronomers and heads of the OASA (officialverse aeronautics and space administration) - @nebulas-stars, who lives in the dark woods, and @astronaut-official, who lives in peoplehoma

Mayor of Whiteboytropolis - @white-boy-offical, who lives in idk man

Head of agriculture - @rice-officall, who lives in the orchards

Royal doctor and head of the Health Service - @will-solace-offical, who lives in fandopolis

Head of Magic - @thewitchg, who lives in the dark woods

The Wizard's protege's - @someone-official, who lives in the dark woods but is a conceptingtoner and @oppossum-offical, who lives in @officiopolis

Heads of the OFDA (Officialverse food and drug administration) - @coffee-shop-offical, who lives in conceptington @7-eleven-offical, who lives in The Mall, @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical who lives in peoplehoma

Head of Awesomeness and Royal Awesomeness advisor - @awesome-offical, who lives in conceptington

Head of the Tales Department* - @grandpa-offical, who lives in peoplehoma

Head of Reality - @powers-that-be-official, who lives everywhere and nowhere

Head of Unreality - @bill-cipher-offical, who lives in idk man

Heads of The Mall - @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical, who lives in the Mall @shoe-offical, who lives in the Mall

[pope-offical]

Can I live in Religia?

[metatron-offical]

mmm okay here goes-

made an officalverse blog bc it looked fun and yall seem like nice ppl 👉👈

The problem is that I don’t entirely know how to get one of these started, but I’m gonna try tagging a few ppl just so they know I exist

@satan-offical @god-offical (should I tag Jesus too…?) @jesus-offical @gabriel-offical

[pope-offical]

new phone, who dis

[metatron-offical]

Voice of God speaking, wassup

My job is basically meaningless now that Gods got tumblr, and can communicate with mortals without their heads exploding, so I needed a new pastime-

figured I’d make a blog, considering alcoholism isn’t an option anymore

[pope-offical]

Oh, M-Tron?!? Waddup my guy, I wondered where you were!