L*O*V*E

"Hello! My name's Popee, and I'm the BEST performer in the entire circus!" [RP blog for Popee the Performer. Gore friendly. ] [[Mun and muse are under 18]]

[popee-chan]

Popee your eyes and lashes are so pretty >w<

Why, thank you! They are pretty damn great!

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popee-chan

“Look how dumb that guy’s costume is. I can’t even figure out what it’s supposed to be!”

[popee-chan]

“Oh, you mean Papi? Yeah, his costume’s pretty weird.”

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“You know that guy?”

[popee-chan]

“I do, unfortunately. He’s a weird guy. And a huge jerk.”

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popee-chan

“Look how dumb that guy’s costume is. I can’t even figure out what it’s supposed to be!”

[popee-chan]

“Oh, you mean Papi? Yeah, his costume’s pretty weird.”

[popee-chan]

((AAAAAAaaaaa I finally got to changing my ugly icon lmao. Sorry for being gone for so long, I’m pretty busy during this time of year and I just lost EVERYTHING on my computer so I gotta start from scratch.))

[popee-chan]

FITE ME I C lOWN

FINE! *grabs some knives from my handbag* 

[popee-chan]

Not if I do it firST *cuts your ankles* NO MORE RUNNING FOR YOU

fUCK

[popee-chan]

PLEASE DONT KILL ME *hugs you* YOU WONT BLOW UP YOURSELF WOULD YOU

You know I can stab you right now, right?

[popee-chan]

*throws a knife at your other thigh* NEVER! H OLY SHIT ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE F UCJDYVJG

GAH! GOD, YOU ARE IN BIIIIIIG TROUBLE, MISSY!

[popee-chan]

*high pitched scream and runs* IF I GO DOWN YOU GOT WITH ME *throws a knife at your thighs and feet*

*One of the knives stabs me in the thigh, but I dodge the other one* 

OW! YOU GET BACK HERE!!

*I chase after you, throwing bombs in your direction*

[popee-chan]

IF YOU KILL ME ILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! IM TALKIN ABOUT FLIPPING YOUR BED OVER AND TIPPING OVER YOUR FOOD *hides under my bed*

I DON’T CARE! *throws a bomb at your bed*

[popee-chan]

H ELLA NO YOURE GONNA KL L ME

DAMN RIGHT I AM! *grabs boms from my handbag* YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.

[popee-chan]

THATS RUDE YOU C UNT *slaps you in the face with a fish then runs*

HEY WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!

[popee-chan]

*pats your cheek* so guess ya kinda need me in a way huh? *giggles with a small wheeze

Shut up.

[popee-chan]

Come on I'm cool! And who wants to go to a circus with three people? You have four with me

*grunts*

[popee-chan]

Why be salty about having me around! I'm pretty great! Admit it your life would be boring without me

I’d probably be getting more done around the circus without you bugging me, tbh

[popee-chan]

LMAOOOOO btw take a shower you taste salty

Damn right I’m fucking salty! Can you blame me?! I have to put up with you all the time!

[popee-chan]

Says the one who wears glasses! Oh and *licks your arm* don't touch my hair!

EW WHAT THE FUCK?!