Your Bitchy Barista

A safe haven for baristas and coffee lovers alike to vent and share their coffee woes and joys

[yourcoffeeguru]

[yourcoffeeguru]

[fuck-customers]

If a cashier looks miserable during the month of December, it's because their hours piled up, the line ups won't slow down, and we have 2 carts of crap to unload, a mountain of recovery piling, and people barking at us to "smiiiiiile". If we look miserable-ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIVE US A BREAK!!!!! Dealing your stupidity and hearing you mutter "rude" because we didn't kiss your ass for one second makes you a fucking dickhead.

[kuriotea]

“Do you have experience working as a Barista?”

“…Yes?”

[thxalatte]

Stupid Work

[hanniebones]

I’ve been ridiculously busy, so here’s a comic from work

[thxalatte]

Not Always

[thecoffeeshopexplorer]

Hexagonal pattern made with mini square tiles.. This must have taken long.

#cafe #coffee #coffeeshop #interiordesign #design

[thxalatte]

Wait to Finish Brewing

[yourcoffeeguru]

[yourcoffeeguru]

[reginaphalangephalange]

[thecoffeeshopexplorer]

I’ve got an idea. Let’s drink some coffee!

#cafe #coffee #coffeeshop

[omgbarista-blog]

* purposely breaks pastry item *

Ooooooooooo.. 

“ Hey guys!! There a broken pastry, wants some?!? “

[brokebuckkmountain]

me when I first started working: I’m always going to keep it professional with coworkers, they don’t need to know certain things about me.

me now: talks shit with coworkers, texts them while we’re in the store together about how annoyed we are, has them on snapchat, rolls into work telling them how hungover I am

[yourbitchybarista]

Customer: "What's in your bacon egg and cheese sandwich?"

Me: "...This is a joke right...?"

I don't get paid enough for this..

[yourcoffeeguru]