Shit my boy friend has said while playing Overwatch: sentence starters
“Second mini-me Reinhardt”
“You abomination to god.”
“I hear Reaper, but I don’t see Reaper.”
“He knows I have his number, and he is on my ass.”
“If I had a Widowmaker, I would kill my self. With in reason.”
“Making my way down town.”
“Its okay, your here in spirit.”
“I all most feel kinda bad.”
“We have a Reaper, how could we be the villains.”
“Fuckin Shadow the hedge hog ass looking mother fucker.”
“Fucking Genji, what does he think your doing.”
“GENJI AM ABOUT TO TRANSCEND THIS FOOT UP YOUR ASS.”
“Damn it Genji, what did I just say. You see this foot?”
“Fucking Genji, you parasitic lamp worm.”
“That shield is fucking gibberish.”
“STOP FUCKING THREATENING ME.”
“Never speak to me as Reaper.”
“Hot topic, Spencer shopping trash.”
“Every one’s name fucking sucks.”
“Skrivins didn’t look fun to say, but then I fucking said it.”
“There is our second tank, flying away at the speed of light.”
“Its okay, am gonna kill it.”
“Holy fucking shit, there is a Bastion and nine turrets.”
“Yeah every one, kill Mercy.”
“I kicked Reinhardt to death.”
“I put my weird bent shoe right up his ass.”
“He is ulting, but he is also fucking dead.”
“This is a ballsy ass dwarf.”
“The justice is raining.”
“Are you guys dieing? I am on my way.”
“Do you still have your ult? Because I am alive.”
“Fucking god damn, jail bait Junkrat.”
“Gotta skate fast and eat ass.”
“Yeah I know, I have been chucking balls at him.”
“THE BALLS ON THAT GIRL, JESUS.”
“I am finally at 40, Jesus fucking Christ I am back.”
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