Shut The Heck Your Mouth

he/him • bi • annoying

[infomercial]

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

[infomercial]

[teathattast]

[peychemilke]

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

[blackgirlspiriting]

What the actual

[xhuth]

i paid komaeda’s english voice actor to read a dril tweet at otakon

[shejla24]

[nowhites]

same energy

[zenpencils]

US AGAINST THE WORLD by Gavin Aung Than

This is the third appearance of the Ballet Boy and his father. You can read PART 1 and PART 2.

[ironbite4]

I love this so much.

[kaitobromota]

imagine going through your tumblr experience only knowing komaeda as the fingers in his ass guy. imagine not knowing all the canon things komaeda as done. dude blew up his school to prevent a test from happening. tried to shoot a god. played russian roulette with 5 bullets. threatened to completely disintegrate an entire island. babysat a bunch of maniac kids for basically no reason. cut off his arm. is an absolute gay disaster

[melon-official]

THE FINGERS IN HIS ASS GUY DID WHAT

[becca-bemo]

[memesandmylife]

[armorbird-archive]

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

[armorbird-archive]

big fucking mood

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

its like marine biology Jackass

[jacequilart]

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

[jheselbraum]

To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.

He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.

[heartsnbruises]

The rightful heir to the throne Steve Irwin left.

[otarsus]

This is the best D&D

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

“I have a dexterity of bad” is my favorite

[djungleskogs]

i don’t watch buzzfeed unsolved but that dude who keeps making fun of the demons or whatever has big about-to-get-possessed energy

[sphinxofgrease]

one of these days a demon is gonna yank the spine out of his mouth like a ripcord

[rhaella]

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

[gaphic]

because barbie movies slap next question

[nokogiriyama]

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

[rhaella]

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

[rhaella]

anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

[gibbonhugdotgif]

Imagine having such bad taste you think the island princess is a shit tier barbie movie lmao

[metrospotting-deactivated202104]

@souleaterunlimited what are your thoughts on this important issue

[tepig-guy]

im sorry how is the three musketeers shit tier????????? op is blind and probably hates animals

[transmed-peasant-deactivated201]

Can’t even understand the logic op tried to employ to justify the idea Barbie diamond castle is superior to island princess. Absolutely buffoonery I’ll be expecting a written apology.

[tronny-bastord]

fixed it

[skarchomp]

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

[skarchomp]

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

[caveangelascendant]

[archaeologicalnews]

500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

[gen-zee]

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

[curiosityisfatal-deactivated202]

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

[gen-zee]

why fear it when you can embrace it

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

We actually have…an updated version. You know how the idioms we have are said but never finished because it’s assumed that as long as the person you’re talking to speaks the same language they’ll understand the rest?

Ie. Jack of all trades master of none->better than a master of one

Great minds think alike->but fools rarely differ

Over time the second half gets lost because it’s been passed down orally so some idioms meanings have been warped but that’s a different conversation (ie. “Blood is thicker than water” is actually “the blood of the convent is thicker than the water of the womb”)

Vine are like that for us. You only need say the first half and every person under 30 knows the second half, no context needed. It’s cool as shit how the internet has done that for us. Vine sayings have become idioms in a sense…

[gen-zee]

road work ahead??

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

the little sapphire

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

chris a talking cat!?! (2013) is gay (this is free to use with credit)