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it’s weird being like this with you.
katsuki’s been close with you and izuku since childhood. and now, he’s fucking you, and every time you whine that sweet, “kacchan!” he can’t help but think of izuku too.
"ah! god, fuck!" you mewl, head thrown back at the sensation of katsuki's active thrusting, warm hands gripping your thighs.
"atta girl. so good f'me, baby." he grunts, hips angling to hit the perfect spot, sweat collecting on his brow.
"mmph! yes kacchannn, shit!"
kacchan. that stupid nickname. he hates when you say it in bed. it makes him think of izuku, he's the one who started with it in the first place. it makes him wonder what it would be like if he were here, if he heard you say that. how he'd react. how his face would get all red for no absolute reason and his dumb overflowing brain would get all fuzzy—
"baby, cut it out with that shit." katsuki grunts. he's scolded you about this before.
"m sorry!" you groan, hips wiggling and grinding against him. "but why?" you pout, and you're super fucking adorable. your skin's all moist and glistening beneath him, a soft crease on your forehead.
he pants above you, slowing down his movements to a reasonable talking pace. "cuz— makes me think of deku. n i dont wanna think about his dumbass while im balls deep in my girl—"
"i love izuuu..." you croon, eyes all blissed out. you clench around him and his jaw clenches, cock twitching inside you.
"i- i know ya do, honey."'
"no, i," you grunt, eyes rolling back briefly, jutting your hips forward. "i love him, katsuki. wish he was here with us..."
"he's so cute," you babble on mindlessly, with little squeaks leaving your throat here and there. you messily brush your hair out of your face, gripping your boyfriend's tough biceps right after. "he's so cute, suki. want him too."
"jesus fuck," katsuki hisses, leaving a light lovetap on your asscheek before bending down and sucking on your tongue.
"you want him here too." you mumble when he pulls away, saliva coating both your lips. "mmmph— you wanna have him, baby, i know you do!"
bakugou squeezes his eyes shut, digging his face into your neck as he rocks into you with soft grunts. "y-yeah. okay, fine. shit.."
Hi I pookie I just wanted to bother you but do you guys think izuku would be the one to treat you like a princess and then break the bed with you under him🥹💔
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🛞 RESPECTFUL ✩ izuku midoriya .ᐟ
🏁 pit stop ! 𖦹 izuku is the boyfriend of everyone’s dreams. he’s good with mums, favoured by fathers and is the type of man your friends secretly wished they snagged. he’s respectful until you’re alone. then, he isn’t. (1.3K)
🏁 safety car ! ⋆ not safe for work ⋆ smut ⋆ eighteen plus only. pro hero au, canon compliant, established relationship, fluff, izu spoils you deown, hopeless romantic izu, oral sex (f!receiving), unprotected sex, mentions of breeding, dacryphilia, cum play, boyfriend izuku midoriya & fem reader.
── © tteokdoroki ╱ 2025.
i think izuku is very much the type of guy who presents himself as respectable, kind and caring— especially when meeting the people closest to you.
your friends think he’s the greenest flag you’ve dated since they met you — he charms them at a lavish restaurant he’d heard you mention in passing. uses his big pro hero salary to pay for each round of their drinks and high end sushi, kisses your cheeks in front of them whilst recounting how it was love at first sight with you — how he can’t live without you. izuku tells them that he works with kids and has a passion for shaping the youth of tomorrow, to which they giggle and whisper to you that he’d make the perfect father. they tell you that you’re lucky for finding a catch like he izuku. he shakes his head, green eyes sparking with adoration and says.
✦ katsuki and his shy girl ⸝⸝ .ᐟ
katsuki with a shy girl who only lets him eat her out if he has a blanket over his head...
he tried to do it a couple times before, only to be met with your thighs clenched around his head and your face stuffed in a pillow — pulling him up by the collar of his shirt as you ignore the ache between your thighs and mutter that he "doesn't have to do that"
and katsuki knows what he can do, prides himself on knowing how to eat pussy, how to make his girl feel good — and he's determined to get to the bottom of this.
so, the next time he's kissing down the valley of your cleavage and feels his hair being tugged as he reaches for your waistband, he decides enough is enough.
"why won't you let me do this"
your hands loosen their grip in his hair, "katsuki—"
"please, you're killing me here" he mutters, bringing one of your hands towards his lips as he kisses your palm, "just wanna make you feel good"
it's clear he wasn't taking your excuses this time, especially when he can see your slick soaking the thin fabric of your panties when his mouth gets just a little too close.
so, you give him an ultimatum...
and katsuki's mouth is ruthless, as if he's been depraved from something so divine all his life — because he has. his head bobbing under the sheets as he listens to your stifled moans. he comes up for air between licks, forehead dewy and hair stuck to his face as he watches you with glossy eyes.
and katsuki never complains, cause if this is the only way to have you as loud as he wants you to be — he'll choose that damn blanket every time.
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Omg idk how comfortable you are with this, but....
All the main blondes of ua, yuga, katsuki, monoma, and Denki finding out your into blondes and each taking their turn fucking you to try and show you he's the better blonde?
And then ending up with someone who isn't blonde just for funnies???
I AM SO SO COMFORTABLE WITH THIS!!
i really hope this delivered. if not, i can do it over eventually. this was also very katsuki centric, I'm not sorry. i love hitoshi too
First off, Katsuki wanted this to be done at his apartment, just so he can have that bit of control hanging over everyone's heads instead of the outcome. You're closest to him than the others and that makes him smug and has him feeling extra greedy when you came over an hour before the others showed up. Sure you made out, felt each other up a bit, but it was mostly about him making sure you were still up for it, that you still had a clear headspace and everything. He fed you a light snack, make sure you were hydrated and poured you alcohol while you played Monopoly before the calvary came.
When they do, the rules are laid out and so are the limits. The main thing though is that this is all for fun, no feelings just vibes. The men obviously didn't follow through on that, you know they heard about your preference for blondes and they're all showoffs in their own right. So whether it was by dick size or stroke game, there was also a competition. If you were gagging on Monoma's dick, Katsuki was determined to make your jaw ache as he bullied his fat cock between your hollowed cheeks.
Denki wasn't as mean as the others were, he was a total sweetheart, cooing at you, praising you for riding him so good and begging you to keep going. But when you weren't looking, he'd flash the others a triumphant smirtk at the fact that you seemed to be putty in his hands.
Yuga was the most prissy, acting like he was doing you a favor, but boy, was his dick long.
Of course they stuffed all your holes, they rotated, they even bickered about it as if they were arguing over a side dish. On a different day, maybe you would have been offended but you were just happy to be there.
When you finally tapped out, nobody argued, nobody overstayed their welcome. Aftercare was a given, it wasn't treated as an option but a necessity. When they all left, Katsuki herded you into the guest bathroom as he drew you a bath, he didn't join you or anything, just stood watch at the door to make sure you didn't drown.
You watched Chinese dramas until you were tired—Katsuki fell asleep first—and went to work as normal the next day.
It's the end of the work day when Katsuki sees you getting picked up by someone. The parking garage was dimly lit but there was no mistaking the shock of purple hair. Hitoshi kisses you as he keeps eye contact with Bakugou. It's a look that conveys "I already know, I orchestrated it."
You drive away with Shinsou and Katsuki feels like a gossiping bitch when he texts in his squad group chat.
Katsuki: Did any of you fuckers know she was dating Yzma?
Denki: Yeah
Sero: Since high school broseph.
Kiri: Had brunch with them last week, their pet snake is cute.
Mina: sksksksksk
it’s weird being like this with you.
katsuki’s been close with you and izuku since childhood. and now, he’s fucking you, and every time you whine that sweet, “kacchan!” he can’t help but think of izuku too.
"ah! god, fuck!" you mewl, head thrown back at the sensation of katsuki's active thrusting, warm hands gripping your thighs.
"atta girl. so good f'me, baby." he grunts, hips angling to hit the perfect spot, sweat collecting on his brow.
"mmph! yes kacchannn, shit!"
kacchan. that stupid nickname. he hates when you say it in bed. it makes him think of izuku, he's the one who started with it in the first place. it makes him wonder what it would be like if he were here, if he heard you say that. how he'd react. how his face would get all red for no absolute reason and his dumb overflowing brain would get all fuzzy—
"baby, cut it out with that shit." katsuki grunts. he's scolded you about this before.
"m sorry!" you groan, hips wiggling and grinding against him. "but why?" you pout, and you're super fucking adorable. your skin's all moist and glistening beneath him, a soft crease on your forehead.
he pants above you, slowing down his movements to a reasonable talking pace. "cuz— makes me think of deku. n i dont wanna think about his dumbass while im balls deep in my girl—"
"i love izuuu..." you croon, eyes all blissed out. you clench around him and his jaw clenches, cock twitching inside you.
"i- i know ya do, honey."'
"no, i," you grunt, eyes rolling back briefly, jutting your hips forward. "i love him, katsuki. wish he was here with us..."
"he's so cute," you babble on mindlessly, with little squeaks leaving your throat here and there. you messily brush your hair out of your face, gripping your boyfriend's tough biceps right after. "he's so cute, suki. want him too."
"jesus fuck," katsuki hisses, leaving a light lovetap on your asscheek before bending down and sucking on your tongue.
"you want him here too." you mumble when he pulls away, saliva coating both your lips. "mmmph— you wanna have him, baby, i know you do!"
bakugou squeezes his eyes shut, digging his face into your neck as he rocks into you with soft grunts. "y-yeah. okay, fine. shit.."
Cw: (pseudo) incest ((not if ur freaky like that)): 
HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT….older brother yuuji or izu….WALK WITH ME WALK PLEASEEE…it’s the same as daddy but just younger, more playful/youthful, there’s like so much to be explored….
we are freaky like that in aali ville fret not!!
ive talked a little bit about older brother izuku before !! nomnom everyone thinks you’re like weirdly close because of how protective izuku is of you. you’re off limits to his friends but they don’t really bother to try flirting with you after a while because you’re always clinging onto your brother. clambering into his lap in the middle of parties, letting him pour drinks down your throat, letting him feed you and sucking the sauce or juice from his fingers after.
think the only friend he’s really allowed you to be gross with is kirishima cause he’s defo walked in on the two of you before and stayed to watch.
i think that izuku is like … the type to cry if you get a boyfriend as your older brother. he wouldn’t try to scare your bf off but would manipulate you in secret “are you sure you even like him? you have me.” or “what can he do that your big brother doesn’t do already?” sneaks into your room in the middle of the night and cries about it into your neck while he’s stretching you open on big fingers stuffed into your cunt :(( you have to comfort big brother izu n tell him you’re a big girl now
“big girls don’t need help being prepped then.” he’ll say, turning mean and biting down on your cheek. “they just take it, right?” pulls his fingers out before you have a chance to cum on them, and slides into you half hard waiting for your warmth around him to get him all the way there. grinning softly because the burn has you turning your head to cry into the plushie he got you for your twenty first birthday :(
☆ mercy!
— an invincible fanfic // mark grayson is on thin fucking ice.
synopsis: dating a superhero wasn't easy, especially when they got on their knees and begged so well. wc: 4.1k cw: NOT PROOFREAD AT ALL. SLIGHT ANGST AND SM*T. MDNI. NSFW CONTENT AHEAD. includes: kinda pathetic mark?? like mark is a BEGGER and a YEARNER and y'all argue. cannon-compliant relationship problems. dirty talk. f*ngering. or*l (f receiving). cunn*lingus. multiple org*sms (f receiving). overst*mulation. marathon s*x. squ*rting. piv. cre*mpie. tell me if i missed any :p old m.list | new m.list
you first broke up with mark grayson after 2 months and 17 days of being together. you got together with him a month later, when he confessed his identity to you and begged you to take him back. you broke up with him again 6 months and 15 days later... well, err, no. you were about to break up with him but that day never came. you couldn't. not when mark grayson was so good at making up.
now, you had been dating for two years, 7 months and 2 days.
you knew dating a superhero wasn't easy. i mean, sure, him blowing you off to save the world stung but it was bearable. him having this huge secret that you had to protect with your life weighed on you but again, bearable. what wasn't bearable were the constant injuries - mark turning up with a black eye. or two. with bruised cheeks. with long gashes alongside his sides. with broken arms or legs. and all this was on an easy day. what wasn't bearable was the constant threat of losing him. to anything and everything around you.
he was invincible. you weren't. it weighed on you.
when men are hiding the fact that they're all broken and battered and bruised up underneath their clothes, they're basically wearing lingerie. to me
kei wants you all to himself
another tsukishima and yamaguchi fighting over reader fic
warnings. thirst. minors DNI
content. 2.5k words || college au || bubbly!naive!reader || messy love triangle || nonexistent boundaries || jealous!touchy!tsukki || cramped booth seating || PDA || canonically bully-adjacent!tsukki || confessions, flirting, and almost-kissing || lots of non-explicit touching
"Soo tired!"
You stretch tall, hands reaching up to the ceiling as your trio enters your small campus café. The light pours through your splayed fingertips and for a moment, there's peace, until you get a small jab to ribs.
"Ow!" You mostly warn. You swat hard at Kei, making progress towards your favorite booth in the back.
"Ughhh!! Do we seriously have to study every day?"
Yamaguchi gives you a warm, apologetic smile on behalf of both of them, "I know, but with midterms coming up, we won't regret it. It's an investment."
You know better than to ask what how investments are relevant, because Kei's already stiff in the shoulders with the desire to tease you about your poor grades again.
The only reason he keeps his comments to himself this time is because he just stopped talking shit about your failing English paper that had fallen from your open bag, minutes ago. He'd be damned before he made the same joke twice in a row.
bad chemistry - tohru oikawa x reader
a very steamy study session p.3 | p.2 | p.1
warnings. explicit smut. minors DNI
content. 5k wc | college au | riding | bratty!oikawa | degradation kink | praise kink | f!rec oral | body worship | switchy but mostly bottom!oikawa | stem major!reader | nerdy!reader x student athlete!oikawa
Warmth hits his nose first, quickly spreads to his cheeks, and zips across his whole body as he gets a full look at who is supposed to be his nerdy, frumpy, loser lab partner.
"Oh, shit- you're early," You breathe, "Ah, I'm sorry. The air conditioning is- sorry, hold on!"
You turn to some of the maintenance guys, who are in the middle of giving you some extra instructions before they go.
'What the fuck?' Ghosts from his lips, totally unseen.
It leaves him to stand alone in the threshold, one hand on the door. Was that you? He glances around, then back to that outfit you had on. He didn't realize you were working with all that.
A sweet little tank, tiny pair of shorts, no shoes, hair all down and messy? Where in the world were your glasses?
As you speak to the workers, he notices a sheen of sweat across your shoulders and cheeks. He could feel it, too. The heavy heat of your apartment. He fluffs the collar of his shirt with a free hand, brow knitted, mind racing, he's thinking: You were a piss-poor excuse for a girl before today.
he's so sexy goodnight
”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????
college be like
good friends who apply sunscreen to your back and give you just the big fat tip through the wet fabric of your bikini bottoms
good friends who lick up the trail of ice cream that has dripped down the valley of your chest and suck on your tits through the flimsy excuse of a bikini top for good measure
making bratty!tsukishima apologize
open relationship - yamaguchi x reader x tsukishima
Ი𐑼 pre note. another, filthier, "tadashi's pretty girlfriend" based on a request. the only reason this isn't an answer post is because i accidentally deleted it on mobile while swiping through my inbox lmfao
warnings. explicit nsfw. minors DNI. pretty freaky
content. 6.5k words || angsty smut or smutty angst? || secret relationships || secret-er open!relationship || poly!yama || poly?tsukki || grayed lines but a clear hierarchy || overstim torture || power play || riding || bottom!tsukki || exhibitionism/voyeurism || first yama smut || sexually charged roughhousing || getting too attached to your third
A symphony of shoes squeak against the linoleum floors. It overlaps loud and frenzied voices, shouts of dismay, even some maniacal laughter. The storm outside is muted as you slide the gym door closed, but it isn't silenced. It still roars against the metal walls.
Sure, you're spooked at the sudden downpour outside but, all things considered, you made out well. As you glance about Karasuno's fellow senior class, they're drenched in their practice clothes. You had some luck staying kind-of dry with your rain jacket.
You quickly shake it off at the entryway while the others slip, soggy and shivering, to change into their shoes. Even though you're trembling from the cold a little too, it's not the same. Wet cold was so much worse.
There's a voice above your head.
"(Y/n)."
Tsukishima's clothes are practically see-through.
He stares at you for longer than necessary. There's an uncertainty that deepens his frown. Coupled with his blind squint down your body, it makes you a little more than shy. You give him a few looks and a gesture to stop his hovering as you hang your jacket on the rack, but he doesn't pay your warnings any attention.
When you finally glance down, you find that his lenses -in his hand- are littered with tiny drops of rain.
"You mind?"
Can people stop being cowards and write men crawling, begging and being desperate for the readers forgiveness idgaf why are WE FORGIVING A MAN who cheated on us like i read fanfics so that i can see men beg and grovel, if I wanted to see men being forgiven for cheating i might as well not read fanfics at all