cookies dry and flavorless

Another 26 year old, she/her

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[charl0ttan]

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[cultstatus]

you can search anything on here and get completely unrelated x reader fanfics. you could search up rainbow trout and it would only take a few scrolls before you hit the Jung Kook BTS x f!reader exhibitionist kink fic

[heateron]

the grand budapest hotel (2014) dir. wes anderson

[colubrina]

there's this one guy on twitter who's somehow been misfiled and belongs on tumblr

[cthulhubert]

TIL!

I assumed he was being pedantic and talking about Norse writing from after Christianity became a thing (the oldest example of runic writing we have is from the first century), while the original poster meant "Before the Christianization of the Nordic countries" (circa 9th to 12 centuries).

But no, the earliest Norse sagas were generally recorded in the 12th century. Of course, most are recordings of earlier oral histories, but still.

Beowulf was set in Nordic lands, but not by a Nordic author. (And was still only recorded in the tenth century.)

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[wovi]

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simone weil

[wovi]

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ursula k. leguin

[taohun]

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

[taohun]

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[stars-bean]

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988)

[angelonxanax]

are u into girls who are wasted potential

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[nobrashfestivity]

Mary Pownall (1862–1937) The Harpy Celaeno Kelvingrove Art Galley

[bilbao-song]

Ad for Clown Balloons, 1991.