Poptart's Mapcrunch Adventures

Hi, I'm Poptart! Tart, for short. c: Welcome to my adventure blog! Here I'll be posting the bulk of my adventures through Mapcrunch. Mostly screencaps, and maybe the occasional rant and mental breakdown over being lost in a foreign country in the comfort of my own home.

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I swear, if that’s the route the airport I’m going to be very mad.

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(If I play mapcrunch in the airport, does that mean I win automatically?)

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…and I found a location that only allows you to move back and forth between two spots.

I’ll never find the airport! D:

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So I, uh, fell off the highway.

Pretty sure I should be dead.

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NOT ANOTHER ONE.  T___T

I thought I was done with tunnels...

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YES!!!!!!!

I'M OUT OF THE TUNNEL!

FINALLY!

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And about an hour later, I've found myself on the freeway, and it goes through a mountain.

Fuck.

I hold my breath in tunnels.

Don't know why, I just do.

And that habit carried over into Mapcrunch, as I noticed in a previous adventure.

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I SPY A CITY!  CITIES USUALLY MEAN AIRPORTS!  :D

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No kana on the sign.

I'm probably in China.

><  I don't know Chinese.  I SHALL PERSEVERE!

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Starting a new adventure.  c:  It's been awhile.

I know I'm at least in either China or Japan.

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Does this count?

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I bet Sherlock would be really good at finding an airport on MapCrunch.

Sherlock: JOHN SHUT-UP.

John: I didn't say anything.

Sherlock: YOU WERE GOING IN A RANDOM DIRECTION, IT'S ANNOYING. OK, oaks and palm trees growing together - this transition is only found in southwestern Puebla, which means that I'm on the border of Mexico and Arizona, obviously. Airport within 30 miles, sand on the road indicates that the last few cars went North, makes sense, because the nearest city is in Nogales. OKEYDOKEY.

Sherlock: *click, click, click* HELL YEAH, FOUND THE AIRPORT.

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock: How are you doing, John?

John: I'm in Antarctica.

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WHERE IS IT?!

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Mapcrunch: Trailer

"Hello?"

-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-

-a person stands in the road, looking lost-

"Is anybody there? Where am I?"

-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-

"Where AM I?"

-scene change to people standing around-

"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"

-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-

"What's going on..."

-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-

"He-hello?"

Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."

-snap to black-

MAPCRUNCH

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I see you there, tryin' to hide behind the bushes.

It's okay, don't be shy, bb.

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Airport sign.

Cows.

Explain pls.

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There are cows.

Near the airport.

Why are there cows near the airport.