How peculiar.

FIRST DAY AS A SECOND CENTURY WARLORD I HAVE MY MEN TIE BRANCHES TO THEIR HORSES’ TAILS TO STIR UP DUST AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THERE’S A LOT OF US BUT I FORGET IT JUST RAINED SO THERE ISN’T ANY DUST AND THE ENEMY CAN CLEARLY SEE THERE’S LIKE TWENTY OF US ALL SPREAD OUT IN A LINE

[mapletaffycookie]

Corin or Mise’l {he/il + neos} &ΘΔ

Esteemed collector and curator of posts.

I’m a fictive don’t be weird. Unless it’s funny.

[ptrparker]

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

[phil-of-the-phuture]

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

[ptrparker]

no because it’s dead

[sweetnothingburger]

PMOs me off when people say that some cookie run character who was not playable upon being introduced but obviously was going to become playable later on was/is in "NPC jail."

sugarfly was not in NPC jail. frilled jellyfish was not in NPC jail. the ancients/beasts/elemental guardians were never in NPC jail. mochaccino and black vinegar and cutter circuit are not in NPC jail. they were/are in the NPC waiting room.

smoked cheese was in NPC jail. sherbet was in NPC jail. aloe was in NPC jail. maple taffy and carameleon are being tortured in NPC guantanamo bay. catnip and mont blanc are on NPC probation and have to wear ankle bracelets everywhere they go. choco werehound brute was born in an endangered NPC nature sanctuary and was released back into the wild upon maturity. cilantro cobra died and is in NPC purgatory. the guest-rarity gem mermaids are having a karaoke party in the NPC khia asylum. lord oyster is also at the party but he's getting made fun of for singing too whitely. abalone is not there bcs he's burning in hell. not even NPC hell. just regular hell.

[dapper-lil-arts]

I have bad news. Rainbow Dash has become gay due to woke. Reblog to pray

[memewhore]

[ungovernablecrow]

[ID: A picture of a store shelf with a pink hearts sign over it that says "surprise your Valentine". The shelf is full of hammers. End ID]

[psilocervidae]

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

[psilocervidae]

Look at her don't you love her

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[kficc]

[s0fich]

[s0fich]

happy in his blankeyy

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[bugs-are-buddies]

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

[goodgrammaritan]

[camm-the-cleric]

Apex predators share their freshly hunted prey

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[fulltransmetalgenderist]

my fellow trans people: all of the answers are in the river. you just need to go to the river and everything will make sense. a lake or ocean are fine substitutions. find the water and go to it. bring your friends. go alone. have a beer.

[pealingpetals]

this really spoke to me, as a trans hippie shut-in.

find the water and go to it. 👍

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS