How peculiar.

FIRST DAY AS A SECOND CENTURY WARLORD I HAVE MY MEN TIE BRANCHES TO THEIR HORSES’ TAILS TO STIR UP DUST AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THERE’S A LOT OF US BUT I FORGET IT JUST RAINED SO THERE ISN’T ANY DUST AND THE ENEMY CAN CLEARLY SEE THERE’S LIKE TWENTY OF US ALL SPREAD OUT IN A LINE

[mapletaffycookie]

Corin or Mise’l {he/il + neos} &ΘΔ

Esteemed collector and curator of posts.

I’m a fictive don’t be weird. Unless it’s funny.

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[hauntedchronicler]

the mutuals are getting mythological about the trials of modern life tonight on tumblr dot com

[roombob-again]

Ive gotbto color in shit!!

[roombob-again]

Foaminngh by the mouth ...

[fentanylaced]

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[samlickereightyone]

the cw was a kind of demon in 2010s folklore

[catchymemes]

[spiderywigglerodstuff]

[evil-tboys]

sex isnt real. romance isnt real. apple juice is real and a refreshing treat.

[cannibalchicken]

[punkitt-is-here]

???? are you a little street urchin orphan in 1800s london???

[charlesoberonn]

Was bored earlier so I doodled on pictures of my cat

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[d3monl0ver]

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

[sparklingdemon]

NaN gijinka <33

[deepspaceboytoy]

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny