[popvader]

you kno what thought makes me laugh is that at some point, if we ever bring up tumblr in public to a kid who’s like 15, they’ll probably refer to it as the website that old people use and i’m just so shook. i kno it’s gonna happen and i hate it lmfao i hate that i’m turning 24 this year and already feel so uncool and out of the loop w pop culture and modern slang lmfaooo i don’t understand billie eillish! who is jojo! why do tik tok dances! i miss vine! and i just!!!!!!!!! i’m screaming lmfao what a life

[notkatniss]

[catasters]

[lemonsharks]

[1617]

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

[mtndewbajablast]

me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

[angel-teeths]

[marisatomay]

“where were you during the coup?” on my couch in sweatpants because it was noon on a wednesday during month ten of an out of control pandemic

[marisatomay]

everything is so important and so fucking stupid

[soracities]

a small lexicon of love, part 2 — Vladimir Nabokov to his wife Véra

[lambilyconfessions]

[antiandrogen]

when will your flop ass motherfucking fave get a vocabulary

[zackisontumblr]

it feels like those of us still on tumblr have committed for life

[giraffesonparade]

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

[giraffesonparade]

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

[transgenderer]

guns don’t kill people, horses kill people

[casualhottubharmony]

guess again

[missalsfromiram-deactivated2020]

This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.

[itsjsilveira]

[americachavez]

“ah surely the kanye jeffree starr alleged hookup is the craziest thing I’ll hear today” I say, a full minute before checking twitter to see armed maskless white supremacists have stormed the capitol building and the senate is barricaded in their chamber

[nevver]

Stoopid

[squided]

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

[squided]

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

[popvader]

iiiiiiii miiiiiiisssss myyyyyy faaaaamilyyyy!!!!!! my heart hurts lol. oh to be a college student laying in bed in my room at my parents house during the holiday season. chilly socal weather in november. no responsibilities. no bills. only school and rotc. what a life. now look at me. 2,000 miles away from everyone i love and over $2k worth of bills monthly. fuckin lame lol. all i do in my free time is lay down or go to the gym. which is what i did in college too but like i guess the only difference is that now i don’t have a warm fuzzy feeling like i did before bc i’m not in the comforting presence of my family household.