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I love my little goblin 💕💕💕

Her eyes get all big and her pupils get all skinny in the sunlight 👀

She steals shiny things and hides marbles in my shoes ✨

She loves being outside and being in the grass and eating leaves 🍃

My little goblin✨✨

#goblincat #goblin #goblincore

fucktexas

endgame spoilers////

alright now that the nerds are gone im gonna need the biggest dumbasses here to help me out. im thinking if we all split the job we could probably eat just enough of the earth to completely separate texas from the united states

watercolor goblins!!!

#goblin #goblincore #watercolor

the neighborhood skinwalkers are fighting outside

Sure it could just be two cats

but it sounds... off.. It’s disturbing my own kitty so I closed my window but you can hear the screams. They’re just not quite right.

coffeemixedwithcream

Me staring at the sleep paralysis demon on my ceiling @ 3:03am

porffel

op are you a sleep paralysis demon?

stelleamezzogiorno

Bunnies love flowers 🌼

gaypeopletwitter

thehighpriestofreverseracism

me as a kid, bored out of my mind, grazing my hand across those old school TVs and feeling the layer of static crackle on the display and pretending like I was an undiscovered supermutant

carkus8

Why say “allergic to bullshit” when you can say “wacktose intolerant”

bearthethirdwheel

Because I sound like a baby saying the latter

carkus8

I’m sure you sound like a baby regardless

condensationisamyth

Carlos, how does it feel to have committed such a public homicide?

carkus8

I thrive knowing someone will return the favor someday

Audience member who’s way louder than everyone else: ahaaAhAhhA

Comedian: ahaaAhAhhA🤪🤪

Audience:

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

dolphlns

reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay

#gay man #IM GAY

We break the rules

monica-geller

you know when blank space comes on in public and you think you can just sit there and listen to it like a regular person and it goes pretty well for a while but then it gets to the SCREAMING CRYING PERFECT STORMS part and u start flipping tables and throwing breadsticks in the air and killing random passersby