borrelia burgdorferi

Marian • 23 • she/her • CA queer vet tech student school is over, screaming has commenced

[sagihairius]

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

[egberts]

[injuries-in-dust]

Comic by PetFoolery

[mezzodical]

sometimes someone isn’t “toxic,” they’re just “abrasive.” or “mutagenic” or “highly flammable,” and you should always check their material safety data sheet to be sure

[mezzodical]

tag yourself i’m harmful irritant

[animalcrossingmemes]

[porcelaindust]

[frogsuggest]

Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

[maxkirin]

me, appreciating all the hard work that goes into creating video game environments:

[cannibalgh0st]

Realization! I am the thing that haunts my own house!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bumblebeebats]

I love how Geralt has this ghostly pale hair and yellow eyes and never talks and dresses like he fell into a medieval hot topic and you figure that’s just bc he’s a witcher, but then you met the rest of the witchers who are literally just dudes and you’re like oh. oh, so Geralt’s just Like That

[stinker-bee]

Hi my name is Geralt ‘White Wolf’ of Rivia and I have long ghostly white hair (that’s how I got my name) with grease and mud in it that reaches my upper back and yellow eyes like limpid piss and a lot of people tell me I look like Vesemir (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Dandelion but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m not human but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witcher, and I belong to a witcher school called School of the Wolf in Kaer Morhen (I’m over 50). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love medieval Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing black half plate armour with a matching belt around it and black leather pants, a black cape and tall black boots. I was wearing my witcher medallion and carrying my swords. I was walking through Blaviken. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of townsfolk stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[beanarie]

[ID: two tweets by @ meakoopa. 1. how come Geralt of Rivia is big as a house and has an ass upon which i could build my church but when we meet the other Witchers they’re just schlubby guys. 2. all the other witchers are giving rumpled athleisure-wear flannel sunday drag brunch but geralt is full head-to-tip folsom fair goth muscle-queen]

[saltedweather]

an ass upon which i could build my church

[ruinedchildhood]

[natache]

[glassgallows]

Anyway here's some additions from the Maasai and Kikuyu, two grassy plain-dwelling groups from Eastern Africa that I think count as unfuckwithable

[ripempezardexerox]

[falseknees]

Pack light

[dmbakura]

literary analysis is dead becuz u legit get people like “this character is a bad character because they made a decision or a mistake that resulted in a problem that must be repaired within the narrative” like yes Jennifer that’s called conflict and its integral to every story that exists ever.

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

brd.jpg

[bonediggercharleston]

That things has more energy density than uranium

[striders]

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm