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New gen with the og suits bleheh

+ extra

duck angle: the angle at which an object looks like a duck

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

Are you still buying the house?

🥳 Yes! Are you kidding?!!! Now I'm buying the house BECAUSE of the ghost!!!!!

😊 Yes. I'm happy to have found this house, and the ghost is a nice addition.

😶 Yes, but the ghost doesn't play into my decision at all.

😒 Yes... I guess. I'm not happy, but I'm not passing up an affordable house.

❌ No. I've found my limit, and this ghost is past it.

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

#the ghost of Julius Ceaser #with knives still in his back #judging me for being on tumblr #im going to show him ides of march posts

genderoftoday

today's gender is Spy

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batboi11227

TF2??

porkchop654

omg the spy from titanfall 2?

letting people know i have gone from 'pls--be--quiet' to 'porkchop654'

just in case anyone sees they're following me, but doesn't recognise my name

#rebranding

skidfart-deactivated20250503

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

#the power of friendship #i love my friends #platonic love

genderoftoday

Today's gender is the disappointment when you click on a mysterious link and it isn't a Rick roll

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porkchop654

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=vajRD2baHLpq4R9m

#gender

noodles-07

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

heroineimages

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

noodles-07

this person wins everybody else go home

genderoftoday

Today's gender is seeing whether or not you trust this link

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specks-of-time

porkchop654

holy shit this happened to me in primary school

everyone said it must be growing pains and that it's normal, but i always thought they were wrong

wait, maybe that's part of why i don't trust authority figures

huh

#realisation #autism #autistic #undiagnosed autistic

eldritchl0ver-deactivated202503

Aromantics who want a relationship are Valid

Aromantics who DON'T want a relationship are a Valid

Aromantics who hope to feel romantic attraction are Valid

Aromantics who feel a LITTLE romantic attraction are Valid

Aromantics who are romance repulsed are Valid.

Aromantics that enjoy sex are Valid

Aromantics who "Sleep around" are Valid

Aromantics who want kids are Valid

Aroaces are Valid

Allosexual Aromantics are Valid

Queer Aromantics are Valid

Hetro Aromantics are Valid

AROMANTICS ARE FUCKING VALID

chat, i might be stupid

i just tried to figure out the past tense form of sweat

i was thinking 'swat' (as in rhymes w/ 'at'), then i realised how dumb i am

#i am stupid

wasimhourani1

We are in the south... suffering from famine‼️, save us🙏

Hello, I'm Wasim from Gaza, specifically from Al-Mawasi in the south of the Strip...

We are suffering from famine, there is no food other than flour and its price is 300$... It is very expensive, we cannot afford it...

I struggle every day in crowded queues to get bread to feed my family.😞💔

Help me and donate to me to buy flour for my family and satisfy their hunger.🙏

I'm nothing without you. You are my last hope.🫂😞😭

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Link campaign ⬇️

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✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #290 )✅️

@heritageposts @gazavetters @palestin @palestine @gaza

aromantic-aurea

Happy Trans Awareness Week!

[Image Description: A square graphic with a light green border and a white box of text in the middle. Along the top of the graphic, there is clipart of blue, white, and pink confetti. In the bottom right corner of the graphic, there is a diagonal aromantic flag. In the bottom left corner of the graphic, there is a diagonal transgender flag. The text reads “Nov 13-19. Trans Awareness Week. Celebrating and spreading awareness of the full spectrum of transgender identities. Trans rights are human rights!” Underneath the text is a graphic of the AUREA logo.]