taking a brief moment to gloat abt calling pyrokinetic limes. not on here in one of the old ass sheets my slightly less old aspect sheet was pulled from. im still psyched though.
GT: Just ask it, im already beginning to regret this little lightning round.
TT: Okay.
TT: Why are we not dating?
GT: Er... well.
GT: We never broke up, did we?
TT: We absolutely did.
TT: I distinctly remember talking to a dork wearing candy-colored suspenders and telling him that we were over.
GT: I cant quite remember that... those trickster drugs packed quite the wallop, huh!
GT: Except for you, mister straightedge.
GT: Anyways, if a breakup happened while one person was on a sugar high acid trip, did it really happen?
GT: Fine!
TT: Yes.
TT: You didn't answer the question.
GT: Cripes, dirk what kind of cockamamie question is that anyways?
GT: We arent dating because we arent! Youve never so much as asked me out to the sockhop, how would we be dating?
TT: Dude.
TT: We made out like, twice last month.
GT: Oh for the love of, i was bored!!!
GT: A guy can only watch the nolan batman movies so many times before he decides its worth shoving his tongue down his best bros throat so hell pause the damn flick.
TT: I thought you liked movies! It's a comic book movie, it's Nolan, it's the perfect intersection of our two vibes.
GT: Well im not a fan!
GT: Now the schumacher films--
TT: Off topic again.
GT: Okay you want the truth dirk?
GT: I dont want to be playing second fiddle to your goddamn clone!
TT:
TT: Hal?
GT: No the you thats squatting in my head YES OF COURSE ITS HAL!!!
TT: You're jealous. Of Hal.
TT: Of my autoresponder.
GT: Okay, first off you know damn well that he isnt just "your autoresponder." Self-centered much?
GT: And secondly, its not jealousy, its priorities!
GT: How can I expect to date a guy who spends so much time monitoring his robotic mirror self?
GT: I can barely get the time of day from you sometimes i swear.
TT: Come on, I'm not that bad.
TT: I just have to keep a consistent watch on him to make sure he's not turning 9000 on me.
TT: And anyways, if anything Hal would be the side chick.
GT: Wow gee dirk well let me just yank down my bloomers and get busy then!
GT: You really know how to make a lady feel special. Nothing makes a gal feel like a million bucks than being assured that no, the *other* girl is the side-hussy!
TT: I.
TT: Am going to go.
TT: I have things to do.
GT: I dont think hal likes being called a thing anymore!
I mean, you'd have to be crazy to leave your respiteblock without 'em, right? There could be, like, 30-50 feral gorebeasts in your communal block, or something. Maybe a miniboss, if you're lucky. I mean, unlucky.
okay moneys a lil fucked rn so. if i started doing fantroll adopts. probably like one hero mode dynamic sprite, one more static one, & a 32x64 walksprite, 3 frames per direction, standing frame repeated for a 4 frame cycle. would anyone like. want that?
would adopt
Yes, I'd pay +$50 for a design I like.
Yes, I'd pay $30-$50 for a design I like.
Yes, I'd pay $15-$30 for a design I like.
I would rather commission an existing OC/a new design directly.
hi my name is Jake. if you dont know me I like drawing and magic the gathering, and I'm currently out of a job. when you're poor and you play mtg, you do something called proxying cards. basically just printing out a card you want but can't use.
I decided that was boring. I started making my own, with my funny little fella named Steve on it. calling it the stevecret lair (crossover events are called secret lairs.) I've made two cards now, a Rhystic Study ($60+) and a hippo token ($1>) for my girlfriend. but the time has come where the people at my local game store (lgs) has started asking me to make cards. figured I'd document the process.
more than you'd expect, honestly. first off: time. a lot of it. all of my work is done freehand, and you can't light trace through cardstock. I make a digital design mockup, then I use pencils to sketch that onto a gesso coated trash card, then I paint. acrylics, nail polish, and spray paints are what I work with. until specifically Christmas I only had one single round brush. I do my lining with pens, specifically a gel pen or a paint pen. it's messy, unoptimized work.
once that's done, I spray it down with at least three coats of spray laquer. that's another timesink- waiting for paint to dry.
when it actually does, the card needs to continue sitting in a well ventilated space for the acetone fumes to die off. otherwise they'll warp your card sleeves. it's a pain, but it's a labor of love. but I've run into an issue.
Someone is actually willing to pay me for this shit.
which is great! awesome! but how does someone charge for something like this? I can't charge by the hour because my hands don't work well. it took me 34 minutes just to make the Ms paint mockup. material cost is literal pennies. the card I'm proxying only goes for $8 USD. how do people adequately charge for their work?
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