#jakeposting

[toomanypossumsinthistrenchcoat]

I'm like if a boy was a worm and also god. My gender is "problem" and what's in my pants? Knives :)

[phone-kisser]

im on my fourth intro post. ok. this is normal.

INTRODUCTION!

my name is cody, or kiwi! i have a few different names, but those two are my favorites currently. i dont really mind what you call me! i am not professionally diagnosed at all but i suspect i have autism and npd, and im a pdid system. id like to think im fairly approachable! :]

im genderfluid, and i go by any pronouns! i am taken currently.

my current fixations are deltarune and red vs blue!

extras and all that jazz;

im in many fandoms, i started on tumblr when i was really into dialtown! we've come.. such a long way... sniffles..

i am a yumeshipper! i have way too many f/o's. (im usually openly sharing! it just depends on who it is im sharing) i also have extreme daddy issues in case anyone wanted to know that very necessary information,, i have many fictional fathers whom i love and adore

My uh.. my f/o list! probably should do that yeah

Norm Allen - Dialtown; romantic (non-sharing)

Caine - TADC; romantic (iffy sharing)

Ford Pines - Gravity Falls; romantic (fully sharing)

Sprout Seedly - Dandy's World; romantic (non-sharing)

Finn - Dandy's World; romantic (non-sharing)

Shedletsky - in game versions specifically; romantic (iffy sharing)

Griefer/Brad Thaniyel - Block Tales; romantic (iffy sharing)

Leith Pierre - Poppy Playtime; romantic (fully sharing)

Peter Kennedy - DSaF; romantic (fully sharing)

Michael Afton - FNaF; romantic (fully sharing)

Hana Daidaiyama - Yandere Sim; romantic (iffy sharing)

Jake Wilson - DSaF; familial (non-sharing!!!)

Adam - Hazbin Hotel; familial (non-sharing!!!)

Mysterio - Marvel (non-sharing)

Sebastian Solace - Pressure; familial (iffy sharing)

B. Zuka - Phighting; familial (iffy sharing)

Bandit Heeler - Bluey; familial (iffy sharing)

Mannequin Mark - Regretevator; familial (iffy sharing)

please note that i will not harass anyone or make a fuss if you happen to be a double! but i will most likely block you. all of my f/o tags will be #[name]posting, usually with just their first name

DOUBLE extras;

my commissions are open! im very broke and getting a job is a bit hard for me right now. if you're interested, drop me a dm! :]

anyone can also drop me a dm at anytime, i dont mind talking to anyone! i am a bit awkward if we're not friends already, but i promise im cool bro...

i dont mind giving my socials out to anyone that wants them... because you all want them... right.......

my heater is blowing on me as i write this its so hot in here ok im sorry let me focus

i actually have nothing else

thanks for reading this

ok

bye

[muttbotkibble]

panel edit lmao

[angel---eater]

Auto just experienced his first tic (only some of us tic) and he looked the most confused ive ever seen him in his little life so far

[poryg0nal]

hi my name is Jake. if you dont know me I like drawing and magic the gathering, and I'm currently out of a job. when you're poor and you play mtg, you do something called proxying cards. basically just printing out a card you want but can't use.

I decided that was boring. I started making my own, with my funny little fella named Steve on it. calling it the stevecret lair (crossover events are called secret lairs.) I've made two cards now, a Rhystic Study ($60+) and a hippo token ($1>) for my girlfriend. but the time has come where the people at my local game store (lgs) has started asking me to make cards. figured I'd document the process.

[surgerysexualiser]

what the fuck is jerma doing right now oh my God i dont even know how to. put into words what im feeling

[exclamaquest]

Posting this so everyone can blame @mak0w0 for anything I may do in the future

[synolika]

I dont know whats with people and thinking that jakes (canon, kinnies, fictives) are dense considering i can site quite a few instances wherein hes been very smart! (though admittedly manipulative...). It seems like a terrible misreading of his character in favor of reducing him to merely a "himbo" and... as a jake fictive it just seems kind of rude to do :( I think you guys genuinely forget that there are actual people behind these blogs kinnies or not and you should respect them! That means not insulting them purely on the basis of a character they kin!