there's seafoam in my veins

[amanda-stoll-blog]

[think-me-whole]

[henricavyll]

[dailyhollywoodsfinest]

[halfagony-halfhope]

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

(inps.)

[mondstein]

[zeke-staedler]

“I’m sorry have you seen Lord of the Rings? Fully? Truely? You can’t bet it man, they have flying eagles. You’re the prettiest bell in the ball, bro. Just don’t let Zach here me saying it.”

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

"Yeah, I did. You made me and I fell asleep, remember? What are eagles to a Koenigsegg CCX? You're damn right I'm the prettiest, let Zach know. "

[cordeliahyde]

He could’ve tried to bite you or something. Oh - hamburger. That makes sense. I apologize if she’s scratched your briefcase.” 

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

"That's true. Then I'd have to sue you." Preston shakes his head. "Nah, he didn't. And I like how you didn't ask why I carry a hamburger in my briefcase."

[cordeliahyde]

“Good,” she smiles. Cordelia didn’t trust people very much, she she was inclined to trust them more if they liked dogs. “This would weird if you didn’t like dogs – Hector, away from the nice man’s briefcase.” 

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

“I mean, it’s a little weird regardless. But at least now I know dogs like me back.” A thought dawns on him. “Or that he can smell the half eaten hamburger I left in there.”

[zeke-staedler]

“Oh I think you mean Lord of the Rings. It’s okay Preston, you’re so pretty you’ve never had to compensate for anything.”

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

“No way, it’s Fast and Furious. They’re quintessential films and you know it. I’d take offense to that but I like it when you call me pretty.”

[zeke-staedler]

“You honestly like that? Please when you see one billboard like that you’ve seen ‘em all.”

[zeke-staedler]

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

“That’s Furious 7, pay some fucking respect to the greatest franchise of our generation.”

[cordeliahyde]

“I’m sorry,” she apologized, voice only raising slightly above a whisper. “Hector’s overly friendly.” 

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

“That’s okay.” Preston chuckles, keeping his briefcase away from Hector’s reach. “I like dogs. I think.”

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

[everything after this point is after revamp/time jump]

[david-stanford]

Can you please stop messing around?

[david-stanford]

Have you ever bought me any either? I don’t think so. 

I mean it’s nice but I don’t know.  Don’t you think it’s a little cheesy? Like the heart part?

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

You're supposed to be the sentimental one though. 

She's marrying you, she's used to cheesy. But fine. What about this? It's got lots of diamonds and looks pretty classic, right?

[keepingtheharmony-blog]

Would anyone be interested in earning a little money and babysitting my daughter for a couple hours a week? I barely see my boyfriend these days, and I’d appreciate it supremely. 

[keepingtheharmony-blog]

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

"But I don't know anything about kids. Aren't there places you can drop the rugrat off at?"

[david-stanford]

Can you please stop messing around?

Help me pick one!

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

All I said is that you've never bought me diamonds. I'm insulted.

Okay, what about this one? Hannah likes hearts, right?

[david-stanford]

Hey don't take my book!

[poseidonhendricks-blog]

I just wanted to see what you're reading. Haven't you heard that sharing is caring, Davey baby?