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“Much like yourself when you were younger, I’m sure.”
“Nah, this guy can’t even compare. He’s much more ken doll looking actually.”
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@zeke-staedler
Can you believe this guy?
“Much like yourself when you were younger, I’m sure.”
“Nah, this guy can’t even compare. He’s much more ken doll looking actually.”
“No, hydrangeas aren’t in season. It’s only May, have you ever seen hydrangeas bloom in New York City in May?”
“Sorry, I’m not exactly the flower expert here. Last I checked that was you. Or should I be asking your manager instead?”
Ever so eloquent and poet of you, Mr. Callaway. Better question, do all the ladies fall for that?
“Really creative movie suggestions.”
“More like really creative weed dreams.”
“Of course I have considered it. I guess I was never much in the ‘famous people’ circles, or at least not enough to be noticed. I’m Evonne.”
“Well if you’d like, I can get my people to contact your people about it. You certainly have the face and presence for it, that’s for sure. Pleasure, my friends call me Zeke.”
“Seems like someone wanted to let you know they had an idea. I think all of yours are wonderful as they are though…”
“Why thank you, Nightingale.” He grinned, rubbing his chin. “But it’s more like they’re pulling pranks, those losers. Like I’d actually make a gnome romeo and Juliet. if anything they’d be werewolves.”
I don’t know about you, but you better not make that documentary about Aiden. That boy already has a big head – a pretty head, but a big head.
Those two are so ridiculous. Like I’d actually do something for free with that spray tan loser. You can say what you want about his head, but getting all of on screen is impossible.
“You are so rude. It’s your loss, Zeke. I am going to take Irene to see this show and she is going to love it and sing all the songs to you. Who doesn’t enjoy a good rap battle? Folks over sixty, that’s who.”
“I bet it’s not even rap, I bet it’s white boys trying to spit into a mike. Fine, go enjoy your crappy taste in musicals with my girlfriend. I’ll just play Frozen, that trumps everything.”
“Are you genuinely concerned, or are you concerned because Irene is concerned?”
“You know not everything I do is because of Irene. We were friends too, once upon a time.”
“With any luck, that’ll probably be tonight. Anyways, Irene loves me! Once you’re out of the way, she’s all mine! Heh.”
“If I go down I’m dragging you with me. Remember that.”
Can you believe this guy?
“He looks like a huge tool.”
“First of all, don’t use the word hip. And second, try to get a facebook, a twitter, an instagram… try all the social media, and have a designer make a flyer of the contest”.
“First, I say what I want. Secondly, I don’t think I have time or want to try to do all that jazz.” He shrugged, pulling out his phone. “I’ll just have an assistant organize all that. Shouldn’t be too hard.”
Eos froze slightly when she noticed it was her son who was staring at her. “Not really, no. I’ve acted once of twice in the theater, but nothing to make me famous.”
“Nonsense, if I can recognize your face you’re circulating somewhere.” He smiled his most pleasant Hollywood smile at the woman. “Have you ever considered acting for movies? I’m sure you’d be a hit.”
And how much is that? I need to know whether or not I should be fearing for my life.
Well you haven’t annoyed me yet. Quite the opposite in fact. Safe to say you’re safe with me.
“Shouldn’t you be in a coffin or something?”
“Keep with that attitude, ya little alien. See if you get any shit when I’m dead.”
“What the hell is this. What the hell are all of these– ”
the incorrigible texts from last night wave of movie suggestions from Irene and Hannah.