Can you believe this guy?
âMuch like yourself when you were younger, Iâm sure.â
âNah, this guy canât even compare. Heâs much more ken doll looking actually.â
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@zeke-staedler
Can you believe this guy?
âMuch like yourself when you were younger, Iâm sure.â
âNah, this guy canât even compare. Heâs much more ken doll looking actually.â
âNo, hydrangeas arenât in season. Itâs only May, have you ever seen hydrangeas bloom in New York City in May?â
âSorry, Iâm not exactly the flower expert here. Last I checked that was you. Or should I be asking your manager instead?â
Ever so eloquent and poet of you, Mr. Callaway. Better question, do all the ladies fall for that?
âReally creative movie suggestions.â
âMore like really creative weed dreams.â
âOf course I have considered it. I guess I was never much in the âfamous peopleâ circles, or at least not enough to be noticed. Iâm Evonne.â
âWell if youâd like, I can get my people to contact your people about it. You certainly have the face and presence for it, thatâs for sure. Pleasure, my friends call me Zeke.â
âSeems like someone wanted to let you know they had an idea. I think all of yours are wonderful as they are thoughâŠâÂ
âWhy thank you, Nightingale.â He grinned, rubbing his chin. âBut itâs more like theyâre pulling pranks, those losers. Like Iâd actually make a gnome romeo and Juliet. if anything theyâd be werewolves.â
I donât know about you, but you better not make that documentary about Aiden. That boy already has a big head â a pretty head, but a big head.
Those two are so ridiculous. Like Iâd actually do something for free with that spray tan loser. You can say what you want about his head, but getting all of on screen is impossible.
âYou are so rude. Itâs your loss, Zeke. I am going to take Irene to see this show and she is going to love it and sing all the songs to you. Who doesnât enjoy a good rap battle? Folks over sixty, thatâs who.â
âI bet itâs not even rap, I bet itâs white boys trying to spit into a mike. Fine, go enjoy your crappy taste in musicals with my girlfriend. Iâll just play Frozen, that trumps everything.â
âAre you genuinely concerned, or are you concerned because Irene is concerned?âÂ
âYou know not everything I do is because of Irene. We were friends too, once upon a time.â
âWith any luck, thatâll probably be tonight. Anyways, Irene loves me! Once youâre out of the way, sheâs all mine! Heh.âÂ
âIf I go down Iâm dragging you with me. Remember that.â
Can you believe this guy?
âHe looks like a huge tool.â
âFirst of all, donât use the word hip. And second, try to get a facebook, a twitter, an instagram⊠try all the social media, and have a designer make a flyer of the contestâ.
âFirst, I say what I want. Secondly, I donât think I have time or want to try to do all that jazz.â He shrugged, pulling out his phone. âIâll just have an assistant organize all that. Shouldnât be too hard.â
Eos froze slightly when she noticed it was her son who was staring at her. âNot really, no. Iâve acted once of twice in the theater, but nothing to make me famous.â
âNonsense, if I can recognize your face youâre circulating somewhere.â He smiled his most pleasant Hollywood smile at the woman. âHave you ever considered acting for movies? Iâm sure youâd be a hit.â
And how much is that? I need to know whether or not I should be fearing for my life.
Well you havenât annoyed me yet. Quite the opposite in fact. Safe to say youâre safe with me.
âShouldnât you be in a coffin or something?âÂ
âKeep with that attitude, ya little alien. See if you get any shit when Iâm dead.â
âWhat the hell is this. What the hell are all of theseâ â
the incorrigible texts from last night wave of movie suggestions from Irene and Hannah.