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Flo’s problems are the best problems.

i can’t believe i haven’t been on this fossil in years.

They’re dinosaurs. Wow enough.

who you should fight: greek tragedy edition

antigone: DO NOT FIGHT ANTIGONE. she will battle to the death to take you down. 'anti' is part of her name for good reason.

orestes: do fight orestes. he has furies haunting him and will be distracted. easy win.

electra: do fight sophocles' electra. she lets orestes act on her behalf, and we've established that you can take him down. do not fight euripides' electra. she stabbed her mother.

helen: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? GO SIT IN A CORNER AND RECONSIDER THE LIFE CHOICES THAT BROUGHT YOU TO THIS UNPRECEDENTED LOW. (and you'd lose anyway)

medea: there is a 1000000% chance that you will die horribly. avoid at all costs.

jason: incompetent toadstool. definitely fight him.

philoctetes: only fight if he doesn't have his bow (and you are a terrible person willing to exploit his urgent need for medical care)

oedipus: he has enough problems. leave him be. there is no honor in this fight.

aegisthus & pentheus: see jason

clytemnestra: her most famous line is "quick, bring me my man-slaying axe." you do the math.

agamemnon: the king of trash, but a strong warrior. defeat him by trickery.

iphigenia, alcestis, polyxena & andromache: see helen

cassandra: even if you win, she will have the last laugh, because she has foreseen your death and sung a creepy song about it.

hecuba: she will literally turn into a dog and bite you. your call.

bidoctor

drcmalfoys

”[…] Pansy Parkinson, who—all of seventeen and faced with the possibility of her own death, the death of all her classmates, at the hands of the men and women outside, many of whom (despite the masks they wear) she knows she’s known for her entire life—caves to the fear Voldemort is counting on and makes a statement that gets herself and her housemates banned from the fight. Pansy Parkinson, who must live with that statement for the rest of her life, from those who heard it and those who heard about it. Pansy Parkinson, who must catch hell from all quarters—from those on the “Side of Light,” certainly, but also from those who point to her as the reason behind the continuing vilification of Slytherin house […]” (x)

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

teacher: you cant bullshit this essay

me (under my breath): if youre an amateur

securelyinsecure

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Not only is this child beautiful, but she’s wide AWAKE! Watch out world!

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she’s insanely beautiful

melmaze

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littlekitsunes-blog

#I DON’T KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS THE MOST #THAT TAYLOR CAN SING RENT OFF THE TOP OF HER HEAD #THAT ADAM IS EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT BY RENT #OR THAT TAYLOR IS LITERALLY RENDERING GROWN MEN HELPLESS IN A FETAL POSITION ON THE GROUND #AND DOING IT PURPOSEFULLY WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE JUST BECAUSE SHE C A N #HERO HERO HERO (via softlycanthropy)