take out your knives

--baby spill your guts

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[puffychi]

spring snacks 🌸🍡

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[dokelsss]

land fish instead of cats and dogs

[irl-loading-screens]

[ratbastard69420]

whore pov:

[professional-egg-layer]

I'm really glad we censored fuck here. We came here for lemon stealing whore wholesomeness not filthy filthy bad language.

[mtsodie]

moodboard

[akdogdriver]

Happy dogs

Iditarod - Ceremonial Start in Anchorage 3/7/26

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[rockshitty]

watching this with sound gives you access to excellent duck noises.

[mostlylines]

I had so much fun drawing these stickers!

[bonivers]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet for days

[dateamonster]

popular high fantasy franchises looove having at least one visibly monstrous species that is like a vaguely racist caricature of a nondescript indigenous tribe with a mercenary culture of Honor and Battle and Only The Strong Survive etc etc

[dateamonster]

no adventurer ever comes across a village of big nonhuman creatures who live in the Untamed Wilds or belong to a nomadic civilization who are just like. chilling. they always have some kind of horrific stereotypical backwards culture thing going on like leaving their sick and elderly to die in the wilderness or doing supermisogyny on their women that the adventurer has to intervene on. and its like the mcu villain ass "they had good intentions but they went too far" narrative thing where you cant point this out without someone being like so you think its good that the orc society is doing supermisogyny 🤔and its like well no but you see a writer wrote the supermisogyny so the hero would have a good reason to invade the secluded tribe and teach them his value system and rescue the strangely sexy orc woman whose character design mysteriously conforms to human beauty standards when the guy orcs dont so he can free her from her life of savage orcish supermisogyny and give her a life of civilized regular misogyny.

[dateamonster]

actually dont know why i specified fantasy when scifi loves doing this too. perhaps all genre fiction is still struggling to get out from under the influence of the early 20th century pulp adventure novel.

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DVEehE8CCks/

[escuerzoresucitado]

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[achillesinhighheels]

'Not What You Saw' [2024-ongoing] by Keerthana Kunnath

Shot across beaches, fields, and village edges in Kerala, India,

'Not What You Saw' documents the lives and presence of India's female bodybuilders.

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle