help me walk

touch me

[dappermouth]

No one ever talks about that house up on the hill.

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[winged-wolf-s-collection-of-arts]

ID: Reminders from a slightly angry dietician. If you feel out of control around a food, more permission is often a more effective strategy than increased restriction. Feeling satisfied after a meal is not overeating. Most people would benefit more from consistent meals than from a new protein powder. Carbohydrates are not reserved for “active” people. Blood sugar is influenced by many things like stress, sleep, hormones and overall intake, not just the carbohydrates you eat. Celebrities like Mike Tyson are not qualified to give nutrition advice. /End ID

[effinbirds]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I can never ever leave this website actually

[ichi-is-a-cat]

I see a reference to the Sedlic Ossuary, love the decor in that place.

this is a church that supposedly had holy ground or something that let people rot really fast, Idk what that’s about, but people really wanted to get buried there, and so they had overflow of dead people. so they exhumed old bodies and stored the bones in the church, before someone eventually said ‘hey, this would make a cool fucking chandelier.’ and then they started using the bones to decorate. this continued for several generations.

[dharmagun]

Looks like he’s sharing space with a bit of St. Patienta...maybe these are catacomb saints

[marzipanandminutiae]

I love the Sedlec Ossuary

what happened was, some dude from that town (it’s in the Czech Republic) went to the Holy Land in 1278 and brought back some dirt. he spread it in the churchyard, and then EVERYONE wanted to be buried there. because Super Extra Holy(TM). eventually they ran out of room, so they started exhuming old bodies and storing the bones aboveground instead. that’s what an ossuary is, so you have a Fun Vocab Word for the day

in 1870, the church leaders were like “these bones are kind of disorganized and just collecting dust. can anyone stack them better?”

and one František Rint, woodcarver and apparent prior incarnation of Guillermo del Toro, said, “MY TIME HAS COME”

and he. did that.

he also signed it

the church leaders must have been okay with it, because I imagine he ran the plans by them and also they didn’t immediately burn the place to the ground. but I still like to picture them looking over the initial sketches with Rint watching, and roughly these expressions on their respective faces:

(Panel from the Oglaf Comics strip, “Labyrinth.”)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and on that note, happy valentine's!

[hieronymouscock]

[catmugspot]

Cutest IT Technician ♥️

[s]

where is the superb owl

I want to see him

[fit-loki]

[cobble-stone]

[shamebats]

There's some serious penis fuckery going on in the ski jumping world

[shamebats]

They're calling it penisgate/crotchgate...

[shamebats]

Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate

World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.

Archive link: https://archive.is/dwVgu

[shamebats]

[moose-mousse]

Fun, insane, sourced!

This is a fucking beautiful piece of internet right there!

[luminouslumity]

Beautiful!

[currently841pm]

:O

[spacepunksupreme]

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

[sexboobomb]

I was about 30 minutes past having scrolled by this when my Tumblr feed bugged, and suddenly every single post was replaced by this one. Not even reblog spam or anything, it just plain overlaid the existing posts, tags and all. I've never felt more in-tune with what it means to browse Tumblr

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[boasamishipper]

[moniquill]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[reimenaashelyee]

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

[caliharte]

It never gets old and it always makes me cry.

[weshallbekind]

@ilgalantuomo ❤️

[shaydh]

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.