famous boy slime

Dan. He/him. 35 ancient years old. I answer as @trilliondollarbooty.

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Mightosis (2026)

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[the-pretty-boys]

MICHAEL CIMINO

via Instagram (15-07-2026)

[sufjansjoy]

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[poseysprostate]

Sprayberry coming out as a scientologist…….god the men you put on this earth to be gay werewolves are joining celebrity cults 😔

And Colton is shilling supplements on TT. Shit's fucked.

[kr108958]

Have these two pics of Tyler Posey from his recent TikTok video because I think he looks cute.

[sm-baby]

meow

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[aparticularlysmallrat]

BLLOOOUUUOUUGHGHGHHHIIIOOOGUUUGHHHHBBBRBBRRRRRBROROUUUOOOUUUUUGHHGHGBLLBLBLBLBLRRRBOOUOUOUUUUUUUUGH

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[chungledown-bimothy]

I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Schism? Schism today?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

🍿

[turuin]

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

[mygogglesdosomething]

Schism today

[biglawbear]

I... Didn't realize that when there is a schism they actually issue a legal document that says "hey guys, there's a schism." Absolutely incredible

[skodasforge]

They’re sedevacantists (they don’t acknowledge any Pope after Pious XII over the 2nd Vatican Council) so this is to be expected, still funny to see “it is with great sadness that we must announce we are in a Schism” though

[poseysprostate]

Great time to watch/rewatch the three hour overview of Christian denominations and schisms!

[bansheenolan]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]