famous boy slime

Dan. He/him. 35 ancient years old. I answer as @trilliondollarbooty.

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[poseysprostate]

????????

[naivety]

when they put the werewolf protagonist of their show about werewolves and rage and self control into as many situations as possible in which they must play peacemaker with personal antagonists for the greater good

[megaevolvedthot]

The TW fandom may be a vat of awful toxic waste, but sometimes I remember that this exists and I feel a little bit better about it.

[solvola]

this is still so iconic I still can’t believe it’s actually honest to god real

[stephanemiroux]

I am just grateful we have Sinqua who naturally the Fandom regularly crops out.

[stephanemiroux]

I forgot this existed and I’m sad to remember it does.

[jaydenskyle]

Did you have bring this back? No.

Do I have a twisted sense of pleasure now that you did? Of course.

[stephanemiroux]

I think we should do it again.

[stephanemiroux]

I forgot this existed again. So now we all get to remember.

[poseysprostate]

[randomisruna]

sciles-slop ougg my furbabies </3

[jalapenyochips]

they've already got a guy! you know it!

(based on a cover of "Go For It, Nakamura!")

[mndvx]

[sharkboy305]

Tyler posey isn’t relevant 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Uh.... ok, anyways, some of my favorite images of Tyler Posey

[perlukafarinn]

Shane does an interview after they're outed where he says, kind of off-handedly, that the one thing that still bothers him about having to keep their relationship secret for so long is that there are no pictures of them together as a couple from those years.

Someone clips it and it goes viral.

Over the next few days, Shane and Ilya's mentions start to get flooded with pictures. Mostly it's screenshots from various games they played against each other, meticulously picked through by dedicated fans to find every moment Shane and Ilya looked at each other on the ice.

Some screenshots get shared by hundreds of different people because they stand out so obviously: Shane and Ilya meeting each other's eyes during a face off; Ilya looking at Shane while his back is turned, naked longing visible on his face; Shane chasing after Ilya with a small but delighted grin.

There are also pictures from press events, award ceremonies, behind the scenes at All Stars. Seemingly any time Shane and Ilya got captured in the same frame gets dug up and shared.

Finally, a couple of weeks later, the director of Shane and Ilya's CCM commercial posts outtakes from their shoot. It's captioned 'Took a bit of digging but I knew I still had these somewhere! I had to make my contribution to the #HollanovArchives even though this must have been a while before they got together. These kids had crazy chemistry, right from the start!'

Shane hasn't responded to the onslaught yet, too overwhelmed by the (slightly terrifying) dedication of their fans as well as the fact that he now has dozens of pictures clearly displaying his and Ilya's love for each other during a time in their lives when it was so desperately hidden.

He does respond now, sharing the director's post with a sincere (and publicist-approved) caption thanking him and the fans.

Ilya also shares the post, tacking on 'yes if a while means a few hours 👅' like he didn't cry when Shane showed him the videos.

[mndvx]

nineteen92mag Tyler Posey x @nineteen92mag A Visual Diary. Spotlight on actor @tylerposey58 (Teen Wolf) for Nineteen92 Magazine.

[buddieloustat]

Ryan Guzman for US Weekly

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

[the-true-tusk]

What is this thing

[brappypatty]

shoutout to my fellow Ornate Amphipod enjoyers

[frommyfeed]

[15takumi]

[zxbuster-advent]

[joshuaballsett]