Hi there!

Kindness. It doesn’t cost a damn thing, sprinkle that shit everywhere!

[posoums-blog]

I’ve made some changes to my blog, including the name. No biggie. Just didn’t want to startle the few followers/mutuals i have that aren’t sexbots. It’s still me! 🫠

[weepydarling]

let’s bring back community for Ashley/Halsey. a booming fucking community like this place used to be. with follow chains and group chats and just genuine joy & excitement.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

being unkind to yourself won’t make life any more kind

[waviermylove]

Enid: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Xavier: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Bianca: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Ajax: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Wednesday: My moral code. Never thought I’d see you again.

Enid:

Enid: Do you guys need a hug?

[posoums-blog]

Enid: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.

Enid: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.

Enid: But who's to say.

Bianca: I think France isn't real.

Wednesday: Bianca, you've been to France.

Bianca: And???

[posoums-blog]

Bianca: Wednesday, Enid, I’ve left a letter telling your guardians not to worry—

Wednesday: They won’t.

Bianca: That you’re safe—

Wednesday: That’ll just depress them.

Bianca: —and you’ll see them in a few weeks.

Enid: Do we have to?

[posoums-blog]

Enid: I like your top, B!

Wednesday: I have a name, you know.

Bianca: Why are you like this.

[posoums-blog]

Bianca: Enid has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced that.

Wednesday: That can't be true!

Bianca: Watch this.

Bianca: Hey Enid, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Enid: *Throws themself out a window*

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[ezrasarm]

[anxietycomments]

@invader-moth even if you can’t access tumblr anymore :,[

[posoums-blog]

Merry Christmas tumblers!! From me to you😃

[posoums-blog]

Enid: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Wednesday: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Enid: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Bianca: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

[posoums-blog]

Enid: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Yoko: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Enid: One of them punched a gang member.

Yoko: Wednesday?

Enid: Bianca, actually.

Yoko: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

[posoums-blog]

Wednesday: I hate you sometimes.

Bianca: Well according to this picture Enid drew of us holding hands that's not true.

Wednesday: Bianca, you drew that.

Bianca: It doesn't matter.

[posoums-blog]

Enid: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Bianca: What's the surprise?

Wednesday: Blood poisoning.

[posoums-blog]

Wednesday: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Wednesday: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Enid: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Bianca: So did their neck.

[posoums-blog]

Wednesday: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Wednesday: Bianca is still mad about it, but me and Enid were drunk and thought it was funny.

[posoums-blog]

Wednesday, teaching Enid to drive: Okay, you're driving and Yoko and Bianca walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Enid: Oh, definitely Bianca. I could never hurt Yoko.

Wednesday, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.