Serious Blog on Serious Earth

if you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down. ~ hey, i'm abel, and i have a metric fuckload of waifus. they/them & he/him pronouns

[possessedloser]

i straight up never use this site anymore & i don’t know if anyone even remembers me lmao

i have a discord if people wanna reach out to me there instead

[ajockeynamedpod]

like listen to me. i know they have a similar ring or whatever.

but rikiel deserves better, and maxx deserves worse

I say this as someone who LOVES sports maxx. he does not deserve someone nice like rikiel.

he deserves either a horrid murderous creature of a man who can stand up to him with no problem like lang rangler, or if you NEED to put him with an uwu babygirl, mcqueen can handle him better because mcqueen has been THROUGH IT and nothing maxx can do at this point is going to hurt much

“let people enjoy th-“ the entire maxx tag is that ship. I will not

[possessedloser]

look, it’s rikiel

anyway i think we should put maxx in an industrial grinder. it’d be like enrichment

[pallisia]

you think you can touch me? my oc has been called a blorbo by five people. im god

[bustedrocket]

wags my tail like an Impatient and starving animal

[queen-of-crows]

Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.

Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.

[karhs]

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[lo9lmkjgfgg-deactivated20260203]

This destroyed me.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

I think we need to start making movies shittier again. Lots of stop-motion monsters, buckets of neon red blood, cheap ass costumes, everyone has their tits out, every night scene has fifty fog machines going, you get what I mean. Everything needs to look like it has a budget of twenty bucks.

[everythingfox]

Adorable murder weapon

[possessedloser]

i genuinely dunno if anyone remembers me at this point but i’m still alive, just not active on tumblr anymore

if anyone wants to add me on discord please just shoot me a message, i miss talking to y’all

[acapelladitty]

It's National Beef Day and I would like to take this opportunity to be thankful for Harvey Dent since he is pure prime beef and should be recognised as the hottest Gotham Rogue.

[whipbogard]

Harvey Dent - former Gotham's District Attorney

(from the personal collection of B. T. Wayne)

[asordidbarwere]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *the accursed* *the first vicar* *host of the nightmare* *hunter of hunters* *daughter of the cosmos* *the vacuous spider*

[3lizab3t]

[possessedloser]

can we please talk about this person’s art because i am in fucking love

[3lizab3t]

[gettingham]

Batman: No Man’s Land, but these are the factions

[about-faces]

TWO-FACE JUST RANDOMLY SHOWED UP IN THE BATCAVE LOOKING FOR BRUCE’S HELP I’VE LITERALLY BEEN WANTING TO SEE THIS FOR YEARS

[synestral-deactivated20191125]

the fuck is a stan

[sonic06apologist]

those ghost dudes that follow u in jojo