Bitch, I might not.

He/him/his; Cuban/Spanish; Libra by birth and by choice

[mooglemain]

[thebiscuiteternal]

WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON

[curioscurio]

[c137]

[somedumbduck]

the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is

[raygun1247]

He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

hes shaped like a friend

[keionfire]

Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭

[keionfire]

Loooook

[adelphicoracle]

[abby-howard]

[shitpostbot5k]

[weaver-z]

My stomach hurts because I can't stop laughing at a Reddit thread where someone asked for help identifying their "not dead" plant that could not more clearly be dead if it were found in a pharaoh's tomb

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

[platypussycat]

[forfuckssakejim]

So. When I was in 5th grade. All my classmates had ganged up on me and called me a lesbian and I didn’t even know what it meant at the time. I even said “I’m Spanish. Not lesbianese”

Anyways. At lunch a lunch lady had saw them making fun of me and asked when they said and I told her they called me a lesbian and she told them to apologize????

And then I remember telling my teacher the next day and as class was leaving she asked for me to hang back. She told me that being a lesbian was nothing bad and to just ignore them. I was like “I don’t even know what a lesbian is? All i said was that queen amidala was so pretty I wanted to marry her” and my teacher chuckled and nodded her head before saying that I could go.

[forfuckssakejim]

Y'know…looking back on this, I’m pretty sure my teacher was a lesbian.

[thebootydiaries]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[thebootydiaries]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

[teathattast]

[notactuallythebrand7up]

[icedlondonfrog]

[beyonslayed]

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

[beyonslayed]

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

[scp372]

can’t believe some of you tried to say undertale was cringe as if it did not raise the bar for rpg style games AND have a banging soundtrack AND multiple endings AND a good story AND unique mechanics

[scp372]

memeing sans was good tho it’s what he would have wanted

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[whyisntketchupasmoothie]

When Lorde said “I care for myself the way I used to care about you”? That’s one of the most healing things I’ve ever heard like wow that woman really hit me in the heart with that one

[metalhearted]