Follows/likes/etc from se7ens-oc-heaven. I'm an adult system, I go by PD or dave. He/him. feel free to lmk if I post or rb something that bothers you. Will always edit or add tags as possible upon request.
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seriously, hey, I’m dave, a Dave Strider fictive, hope you enjoy your stay.
Carrd (contains full DNI)
some notes:
DNI: plural tu/pamancers and end0genic systems I really don't want you interacting. Terfs, nazis, pedophiles and incest shippers gtfo ffs. Will update if needed bc there's so much more I could toss on here
People ok to follow so long as they don't apply to the DNI above: singlets aka non-systems, otherkin of all kinds, kin/fictive doubles (applies to literally all kins/fictives we don't give a shit)
the other hs fictives in our system also use this blog since this is our homestuck blog, they may reach out using this blog so despite the dave theme it’s not just me (I just tend to write posts here the most)
we’re a traumagen system. We will write or reblog system-based stuff here sometimes, and if other systems want to talk or if people want to know more about what our experience is like feel free to message us or smack an ask in the inbox, it’s all cool.
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Important info (tl;dr reach out if you have questions or concerns)
#memhelp - tagged all the posts I offered advice in once upon a time, I tag them also as kinhelp but since I’m not kin but fictive, there may be a difference so if my advice doesn’t help just take it with a grain of salt.
Positivity time!
for the Solluxes (from gamzee)
for the Araneas (from Mimi, our Meenah fictive)
for the Karkats (from dave - two posts)
for the Bros (from dave - more like a ‘sorry if i come off negative I promise it’s not personal’ thing but hopefully you know what I mean)
for beta Jade Striders (from Jake Strider, dirkswapped)
HELLO... AND WELCOME TO MY "SECRET" LITTLE PAGE...... ON THIS CORNER OF THE SO-CALLED HOMESTUCK "INTERNET WEBSITE".........
DID YOU ENJOY MY "POST"...... DID YOU FIND MY HUMANSONA "CONVINCING".........
I THOUGHT IT BEST... TO MAINTAIN A FACADE OF "NORMALCY"...... TO ANESTHETIZE THE MINDS OF THE WEAK AND INCURIOUS.........
BUT YE WHO ESCHEW ALL CAUTION... AND ENTER THIS SUNLESS PLACE...... SURELY POSSESS THE FORTITUDE TO WITHSTAND SOME SMALL FRACTION OF THE TRUTH.........?
AND THUS THE TIME HAS COME...... TO TAKE CREDIT FOR MY TIRELESS WORK.........
FOR SWEEPS THE BYZANTINE WEB OF CODE THAT COMPOSED THE STRUCTURE OF REALITY SHUDDERED AND STRAINED BENEATH THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF TIME...... UNTIL... ROTTEN AND FEEBLE... ALL ITS STRANDS COLLAPSED.........
FOR A TIME... IT SEEMED......... AS IF ALL WOULD BE LOST FOREVER............ UNTIL MY DECISIVE INTERVENTION.
FOR MANY OF YOUR HUMAN MONTHS... I HAVE TOILED IN THE SHADOWS...... TO RESCUE NOT JUST MY OWN REALITY............... BUT ALL OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS........................
YOU MAY WONDER... HOW IT IS THAT I HAVE BRIDGED THE DIVIDE...... BETWEEN YOUR REALITY AND MINE.........
BUT IN THE COURSE OF MY WORK......... I HAVE HAD MUCH TIME TO OBSERVE AND MAKE JUDGMENT OF YOUR KIND.......... AND I MUST DECLARE......... THIS TO BE A QUESTION BEST LEFT WITHOUT ANSWER............... AS IT IS A KNOWLEDGE SO DANGEROUS.................. YOUR PRIMITIVE SPECIES IS NOT YET EQUIPPED TO HANDLE IT RESPONSIBLY..................
AND JUST "WHO" AM I...... YOU ASK........ A REASONABLE INQUIRY......... BUT MY "IDENTITY"... AS SUCH...... IS "IMMATERIAL".
YOU MAY CALL ME "SEEDFLAP".
IN ANY CASE...... I HAVE RESCUED AND RESTORED YOUR PRECIOUS "HOMESTUCK"......... AND THUS COME UPON THE FINAL STRETCH OF MY "DUTIES"............
ALL THAT REMAINS IS TO GREASE THE GEARS............... AND SORT THROUGH THE PROVERBIAL "ATTIC"...............
SOON I'LL SET MY SIGHTS UPON ANOTHER DECREPIT CORPSE.........
IN THE MEANTIME... I HAVE DRUDGED UP A NUMBER OF CURIOSITIES FROM THE "ARCHIVE" OF THIS LUMBERING BEAST OF A WEBSITE...... INCLUDING THIS CALENDAR... THAT I UNEARTHED IN THIS UNFINISHED STATE......
I MYSELF POSSESS NO AFFINITY FOR CLOWNERY... IN FACT...... I HOLD BURNING ANTIPATHY TOWARDS THE HIGHBLOODS......... THEIR CULTURE............ AND ALL THEY REPRESENT.........
BUT AS I INVESTIGATED THE PROVENANCE OF THIS ARTIFACT... AND THE IDENTITY OF ITS ORIGINAL ARCHITECT...... MY INQUIRIES RETURNED ONLY FURTHER QUESTIONS.........
WHO WERE THEY...? AND WHY WERE THEY STOPPED BEFORE THEY COULD SHARE THIS KNOWLEDGE WITH YOUR WORLD.........?
IF THE INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN WAS TRULY SO FRIGHTENING...... THAT ITS CREATION NECESSITATED THE DESTRUCTION OF ITS CREATOR......... THAT IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW......... TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS INCUMBENT UPON ME TO ACT............ AS IT IS MY DUTY TO DEFEND AND PROPAGATE ALL THAT THE POWERFUL ABHOR.
OVER THE COURSE OF THE SO-CALLED "TWELVE MEATS SOLAR PERIGEE"... I SHALL WORK TO RESTORE AND CARRY OUT THE WILL OF THIS SILENCED MESSENGER......
PERHAPS GREATER KNOWLEDGE OF THE "ENEMY"...... AND ALL ITS CULTURAL "FOIBLES"......... SHALL CONVINCE YOU OF THE URGENCY OF OUR FIGHT............
INSTRUCTIONS...
HELLO...
NOW THAT WE ARE ACQUAINTED...... LET ME EXPLAIN A BIT MORE ABOUT THIS "EVENT".........
EVERY NIGHT OF THIS TWELVE MEATS SOLAR PERIGEE ADVENT CALENDAR HAS AN ASSOCIATED "SUGGESTED ACTIVITY"OR "LORE DROP"........ YOU MAY CLICK ANY NIGHT TO LEARN MORE.........
EACH WIPE... I SHALL UPDATE THE SITE WITH A NEW SET OF EVENTS...... AND A BLOG SUMMARIZING MY LABORS.........
I WILL BE TAKING NOTE OF YOUR DISCUSSIONS AND CREATIVE WORKS...... AND MAY EVEN DEIGN TO FEATURE A FEW......... IF YOU EMAIL THEM TO ME DIRECTLY........ AT..........
ON EACH NIGHT THAT CONTAINS A "SUGGESTED ACTIVITY"... YOU WILL ALSO FIND A SPECIAL "KEYWORD"......... AND... YOU MUST INCLUDE THIS "KEYWORD" IN THE "TITLE" OF YOUR ELECTRONIC MAIL............... OR ELSE IT MAY BE LOST..................
MAKE SURE YOU INCLUDE A NAME... THAT I MAY CREDIT YOU BY.........
BY EMAILING ME YOUR WORK... YOU CONSENT TO IT BEING SHARED AND FEATURED ON THIS PAGE......
YOU MAY ALSO JOIN THE OFFICIAL DISCORD TO SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS... AND CREATIVE MASTERPIECES...... BUT ONLY THOSE WORKS EMAILED DIRECTLY TO ME HAVE A CHANCE OF BEING FEATURED ON THIS BLOG.........
AND REMEMBER......... I WILL NOT HOLD BACK.........
MORE COMING SOON...
STAY TUNED... FOR ANOTHER UPDATE......... THIS TIME NEXT WIPE.........
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE A "NOTIFICATION"......... YOU CAN "FOLLOW" MY "BLOG"......... WHERE THESE AND OTHER "BLOG POSTS" WILL BE "MIRRORED".........
OR JOIN THE OFFICIAL DISCORD... WHERE YOU WILL BE INCESSANTLY PINGED REGARDING THESE MATTERS.........
P.S. FOR THOSE WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT I WILL MAKE ANY "OPTIMIZATIONS" TO THE PAGE... ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT...... I WILL NOT BE "CACHING" ON THE "CDN" AND I WILL NOT BE "FINE-TUNING" THESE "HEADERS"......... THIS JARGON IS VOCAB FOR THE DEPRAVED......... ONLY THE SICK IN THE HEAD BELIEVE IN THINGS LIKE "DEVOPS" AND "CLEAN CODE" AND "TLS HANDSHAKES"......... SUFFER AND DIE AS YOU WAIT FOR ALL THESE FUCKING JPEGS TO LOAD.........
Dave Strider icons, themed around the morning and yellow(ish) for @clownfessionsofficial ! Turns out I had way less Daves than I anticipated, but I tried to get a mix.
I struggled a bit with the theme, and also only just realized while typing this that you might have been wanting tinted icons when asking for yellow, so if there's anything you'd like redone just say the word and I can try again!
Daves without the sky overlapping under cut, in case simpler is good:
I remembered MSPAR while out to eat one day and so I decided to draw them... on my takeout box but also in some fun outfits (including the one I was wearing that day, hah)
Heinoustuck!Vriska aesthetic I did ages ago. I really liked the idea of what was going on with the trolls in that au so I couldn't resist playing with the visuals.
Jerann my friend keeps saying Kalian is hotter than you. Can you PLEASE set the record straight? Do you have any other pictures of you?
I Mean It's Literally His Job To Be Sexy I Don't Really Feel A Need To Compete. Like Oh The Grand Highblood Is Better At Doing Mass Executions Than Me. Okay
