Sun tzu gets summoned to chaldea and the first thing he says is "I never said any of that shit"
Sun Tzu is summoned in the middle of Gudako lecturing her servants.
Gudako: "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that!
Sun Tzu: Good tidings, Master. I-
Gudako: And I'd say he knows a little more [pokes Blackbeard] about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it!
Gudako: And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
Gudako: Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth!
Gudako: And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.