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im so depressed

cos im soda pressed

got a fizz addiction

with a fizzy diction

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in my minds eye i see

fish pie, deep fried

that night, the buds cry

oily regret pie

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you gotta be yourself as best as you can,

like mmmmm, oooooo, welcome, to Jam

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headshot like ESL

i flow like LCL

blood bath like LPL

big ups to TFL

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modern eminem is like my 80 year grandma

you can't rhyme orange with banana, you spanner

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i slice squares like bishops

cos its pizza time its square pizza time

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i park one centimetre over the line

yet im hit with a tight fine

this warden prick is by the book

so I hit him with a left hook

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on a date with God for a work thing

i enquire until my teeth hurt

like who is The Burger King

and what is Victoria's Secret

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in the club, i throw shapes like a knight

then I move like a bishop, give the dj a fright

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one man's pepsi is another pepsi's man

you horrible, murderous, widower of a can

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hop on minecraft, and gimme the mace

simon cowell has fucked up his face

instead of surgery, it looks like they used mace

or slammed his head into a limestone face

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85

im just listening boom bap

until this geezer wants to scrap

adam ondra he howls

face ends up like simon cowell's

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its the non committal misogynist

women are sometimes alright

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its the non committal misandrist

here to bust some quirky rhymes

some men are sometimes

on occasion full of it

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im like garfield if he hated yeovil instead of mondays

im like scarface if he snorted yeovil instead of cocaine

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whatever job that becomes your torturer

be glad that you're not The Thrush Sorcerer

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machine wash your mother

tumble dry your father