possum-offical

possumsauce squished by @birdie-offical

[possum-offical]

*taps the possums forehead*

i has ben tapd!

[possum-offical]

i's bord

yal wana hang oot?

[possum-offical]

Opinion on being stared at

it doos hapn.

[possum-offical]

homb

evryting hurt

so tird

[no-one-offical]

3 am i gotta sleep good night

[possum-offical]

nite nite!! slep well!!

[possum-offical]

asks me anys qestins, i wil ansir aftr i git hom from work

[possum-offical]

i’s is so slepie

[rachelsblue-hairbrush]

I hope it makes my moots smile when I scroll though their blogs liking all their posts, rather than them thinking “oh no, not this loser again”

[possum-offical]

i git a big ol smale!

[satan-offical]

I don't understand the Americans in cheesecake factory...you go to cheesecake factory and get roast beef ...? you are in cheesecake factory

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is a not veri fancee restrunt, i always git da stake, but is nown for is chesecak

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i tink pepol forgit dat i has a job,

is bin ova a yeer, pepol mite hav even met me’s!

i gess ma hooman cosplay is veri gud

[possum-offical]

nu job! veri exciteed!!

wil updat soun

[possum-offical]

i hav bin murdurd

[jamm3rz]

that one moot you wanna nap in the park with

[possum-offical]

i always naps in da parc

[jamm3rz]

that one moot you wanna nap in the park with

[evil-bread-offical]

"If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?" Idk did you take any science class past 8th grade

[possum-offical]

it dos, it cris a lot, it hurt ma eers :(

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

Original

[chicorystreetcoffee]

[no-one-offical]

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[possum-offical]

*Opossums my dude

i was razed to cal us possum!

i depens on were u r razed, but i use bof from tim to tim

[satan-offical]

white boy you need to get a job

[possum-offical]

alredi got 1!

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dey dont treet me wel