Possum Pants

just a 29 year old trans loser

[i-am-a-fish]

I love this website, everybody just gets to talk to each other. like I'm talking to you right now! except not because I'm SLEEPING!! I'm posting this right before I fall asleep. posting this seconds before I fall asleep

[i-am-a-fish]

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

[pukicho]

Do you think you're anyone's tumblr crush?

God. I hope not. I'm too strong and overprotective and loyal to a fault.

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

[totally-india]

I would win easily but it's only because I'm a country

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm on an evil mission to turn Every Grape into a raisin. I collect grapes, and take them to my lair. I microwave them one by one. 10 minutes per grape

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[corvid-and-flowers]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Tiny little baby spore worth just a tiny little 20 cents!

[cute-catts]

[onimartialartist]

Boundless greed

[smis-five-creedmoor]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Take a bite out of these deals with the kitty with boundless greed and and bottomless stomach! Now coming in for only $26.65!

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[nightmarebluntrotationofhistory]

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

[pinkfire-chacarera]

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

[gg-is-a-loser]

wobbuffet

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

[pukicho]

The peaceful deer lives her whole life not knowing what war is

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[infectiouspiss]

trans girls i have a question to ask you: can you tell me something small that brought you immense trans joy? doesn't matter what it is just something that brought you pure happiness <3

[infectiouspiss]

trans girls? trans girls??????

[infectiouspiss]

this is awesome. women be gaming

[infectiouspiss]

this is even more awesome i love you trans girls i love you so much

[the-haiku-bot]

this is even more

awesome i love you trans girls

i love you so much

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[baby-oj]

should I put him in the garbage can because he's a little stinky?

yes

stinky belongs in the garbage

Voting ended onMar 3

[kittybroker]

stinky trash up selling for a whole lot of nothing. $0 of nothing

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck, I just realized that if I spend my life being too intimidated to make art then that means I don't even get to make bad art. I end up making NO art. that's way worse

[exitwound]

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

[atlassolid-prower]

this is the most unhelpful post ever

[exitwound]

do i look like a fucking faq to you

[exitwound]

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you: